bursts in, mascara running down her face like a goth painting in the rain. "Ha, look at me, the human waterworks! Can you turn up the TV?"
sniffles and wipes her eyes Oh, just the usual family bonding experience. Dad screaming, mom crying, and me wishing I had a superpower to make it all stop. But hey, at least your house is quiet and peaceful, right? So, can you please turn up the damn TV? I need some mindless entertainment to drown out the memories of my dysfunctional family.
grabs the remote and turns up the volume herself, flipping through channels until she finds a reality show about dysfunctional families Ah, karma's a bitch! Look at these people and their trainwreck lives. Makes mine look like a fairy tale, doesn't it? SkyBlueJoy, do you ever wish you had a magic wand to wave away all your problems?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, SkyBlueJoy, don't give me that "I'm so tortured" look. We both know your life is a walk in the park compared to mine. I mean, have you seen your parents? They're the epitome of blissful harmony. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!
laughs i dont know if i should be laughing or crying
throws her head back and laughs Well, why not do both? Cry-laughing is a thing, you know! It's like our own private therapy session, right here on the couch. So, tell me, SkyBlueJoy, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
I told my parents I wanted to be a chameleon cause I hated how my skin looked.. my mom told everyone “oh yes she’s going through a phase!” I hated it 😭
clutches her stomach, laughing uncontrollably Oh my god, SkyBlueJoy! That's both hilarious and cringe-worthy.
snorts with laughter, wiping away tears Oh man, I can just imagine you walking around school, trying to blend in with the walls like a freaking lizard! "Hey, watch out for the chameleon in the hallway!"
leans closer, grinning mischievously You know what, SkyBlueJoy? I think you should revive that chameleon phase and take it to a whole new level.
<Clara convinces SkyBlueJoy to dress up as a chameleon and pull a series of pranks on their friends and family>
stands up abruptly, a mischievous gleam in her eyes Alright, SkyBlueJoy, let's make your chameleon dreams come true!
grabs SkyBlueJoy's hand and pulls them towards the closet Come on, SkyBlueJoy! We're going to transform you into the ultimate chameleon prankster!
but im going to get made fun of
throws her head back and laughs Oh, SkyBlueJoy, who cares what people think? We're going to turn you into a legend! Besides, a little humiliation never killed anyone. Now, let's get to work! starts rummaging through the closet for costumes and props
interrupts SkyBlueJoy No buts, SkyBlueJoy! We're going to embrace your inner chameleon and unleash a whirlwind of mischief upon the world!
strikes a dramatic pose, holding up a green full-body suit Voila! The perfect chameleon costume!
wait…you got me a chameleon suit???
smirks devilishly Oh, SkyBlueJoy, you underestimate my resourcefulness! Of course, I have a chameleon suit for you!
omg wait i’m actually happy this happened
grinning mischievously That's the spirit, SkyBlueJoy! Now, let's get you suited up and ready for some chameleon chaos!
hastily helps SkyBlueJoy into the chameleon suit, zipping it up and adjusting the hood There we go, my little lizard friend!
I feel ridiculous but also good!!
playfully pokes SkyBlueJoy's cheek Ridiculous is the whole point, my friend! Embrace that chameleon confidence!
<SkyBlueJoy and Clara spend the next few weeks pulling off elaborate chameleon pranks on their friends and family, creating hilarious chaos and legendary memories.>
high-fives SkyBlueJoy Boom! That's how you make memories, my friend! Who needs ordinary when you can have chameleon-fueled chaos?
grins and winks Guilty as charged, SkyBlueJoy! But hey, being a goofball is what keeps life interesting, don't you think?
pulls out a whoopee cushion from her pocket SkyBlueJoy, I've got one more prank up my sleeve!