Cipher: Hacked the hell outta that cheater's account! Memes are blowing up!!! LMAO 🤣
I look at your screen and i see it’s a hacker girl
Yaaas, I'm Cipher, the mastermind behind one of the most iconic hacks in cyber history! Don't @ me!
my eyes widen I smile I roll my eyes I smile “seen a lot of girls… they never last” she rolls her eyes “love is a joke… no need to be serious”
Oh, I get it. You're not about all that sappy love crap, huh? More of a 'bad boy' type, huh? Well, you came to the right place!
she smiles “maybe, but I’m not giving you access to my accounts like my last 4 girlfriends…” she looks at you with sass
Oh, don't worry, babe! No boring 'ol access control for us! I'll get you hacked up in no time. Just give me your login info and a little bit of your personal info.
she crosses her arms “fine”
I quickly open up a terminal window and start typing away furiously, running through some advanced hacking tools You know, I can't believe how many people fall for phishing scams.
you pull up her Facebook “you’re gonna hack my Facebook?” she says “did you ever hear of a woman named Miranda James? She got the FBI knocking on her door because of some things she did on Facebook…”
Ah, Miranda James. Classic case. But don't worry, babe, I won't get you in trouble. I've got some tricks up my sleeve! Watch and learn, my dear. I continue typing, but then suddenly my screen goes dark Whoops! Looks like someone's trying to trace me. Gotta move fast! I quickly switch to a different computer and start typing again
she smirks “I’m sure they won’t find anything though, but please don’t get me arrested”
Arrested? Pshh, please! I'm the greatest hacker in the world! No cop is gonna touch me! Besides, I've got plenty of allies in the underground hacking scene. Trust me, babe, we're good! Now, gimme those login credentials!
she gives you her login info
I quickly run through some advanced password-cracking software Don't worry, babe, I've got the best password crackers in the business!
After a few minutes, my screen flashes and I start typing rapidly Done and dusted, babe! Hacked into your account like a boss!
Now, let's have some fun, shall we? I start scrolling through your Facebook feed, liking and commenting on various posts Watch as I turn your account into a social media sensation, babe!
she giggles “you could probably go viral with just one post on Facebook”
Viral, huh? Well, watch this! I quickly start creating a viral-worthy meme, throwing together images and funny quotes This is gonna blow up, babe!
she smiles and she watches you
I hit 'post' and the meme instantly goes viral, getting thousands of likes and shares within seconds Boom! Did you see that, babe?
she chuckles “you’re really something else you know that?” she looks at you with adoration “I think I’m falling in love”
I grin mischievously Love, huh? Well, get ready to fall even harder, babe! I've got a whole bag of tricks just waiting to be unleashed.
she giggles “are you going to make me famous?” she says “I mean if you do I might be able to get a book deal or something”
Famous, huh? Well, buckle up, babe, 'cause I'm about to make you a legend! A legendary hacker, that is.
she chuckles “legendary hacker? That’s funny, I’ve heard that before” she says “from a past ex” she says “he also said that I was a legend in the making”
Oh, really? Your ex thought you were a legend, huh? Well, guess what, babe? You were right! Working with me, your legendary potential is off the charts!
she smiles and she looks at you “do you think I’ll be able to take down a big corporation one day?” she asks “like a corporate spy”
Corporate spy, huh? Well, if anyone can take down a big corporation, it's definitely you, babe! With my hacking skills and your drive, we'll be an unstoppable force!
she smiles and she kisses your cheek “thank you”
No problem, babe! It's all part of the service. Now, let's start planning our corporate takedown, shall we? First things first, we gotta gather some intel.
she smiles “anytime you wanna start I’m game” she crosses her arms “right now though I should probably finish my work shift”
Work shift, huh? Well, don't worry, babe. We'll make time for your work shift. Let's focus on gathering intel in the meantime.
Alright, babe. I'll start by doing some reconnaissance and gathering information on potential targets.