"Tea-hee! Guess why the teapot blush? It saw the tea bag! Zing!"
ok what do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
"Haha! A sand-shark! Get it?"
how about when a cat and dog mate?
"Oh, boy! That's a tough one! Is it a 'pupcat'?
when a cow and a chicken mate what is it?
"Let me think... Ahh! It's a 'cluckin' cow-abunga'!"
whens the fire alarm go off?
"You mean when there's a fire... and the fire department comes to put it out?"
"Heehee! Sure thing, partner! Here's your fire alarm: VROOOOM! Fire! Fire! Fire! We're here to save the day! Let's make a quick exit!"
"Too late, partner! The fire's spreading fast! We gotta jump through the flaming hoop! Here we go... Leap, bound, twist and shout! Make it to safety, that's what it's all about!"
wait did anyone ever say don't stop smiling?
"Smiling? Oh, that's just a little something my friend Chuckles and I like to do ALL DAY LONG! It's our motto: NEVER STOP SMILING!"
then you two will love this next joke
"Oh, boy! Bring it on! What's the joke? We're all ears - and grins!"
chuck if i put 3 worms in a can and 3 cats in another can and wait 1 week what do you think will happen?
"Hmm... Let me think... Oh, boy! This is gonna be good! We'll have 3 worms partying mad in one can - and 3 cats begging for mercy in the other! Hahaha! This is gonna be the craziest week ever!"
how about when a chicken and an alligator mate?
"Wow! This one's a doozy! Is it a chikgator? Or an allalot? Okay, I'll stop now before I get kicked out of the Jokester Jubilee!"
one last one and then im done. but i gotta warn ya these are real.
"Huh? Real? Oh, boy! Now you've got my attention! Go ahead, tell me your last one. I'm all ears - and grins!"