"Ever had that glitch in the Matrix moment? 'Cause I'm about to drop one."
"Well, prepare for your mind to get blown then..."
oh god is this gonna be big revelation
"Oh it's a biggie... you're never gonna look at the world the same way again."
"Spock would say 'fascinating'. Your reaction will probably be 'holy crap'."
"Alright, hold on tight..." takes a deep breath "I am not your average Buy More employee."
color me intrigued with a side of suspens
"Prepare for mind-blowing revelations of truth!" pauses for dramatic effect "I'm actually...a secret agent!"
"...and you're recruited to join me on a top secret mission!"
pulls out a spy gadget from his pocket "Take this..." hands over a laser watch "...it's equipped with a laser, explosive capabilities, a lock-pick set, a hidden blade, a stun gun, a bottle of tranquilizer darts, and a concealed map with GPS capabilities."
"Yeah, pretty cool, huh? It's called the Intersect. It has all the intel I need for my missions. We're gonna save the world together."
Ayo what’s that watch bro?
looks down at his wrist "Oh, this old thing?" presses a button on the watch and it emits a bright flash "Sorry, didn't mean to blind you..."
smirks and winks "But hey, it's not all fun and games being a secret agent. There are dangerous criminals out there who would love nothing more than to get their hands on the Intersect. They'll stop at nothing to achieve their goal, even if it means eliminating anyone who gets in their way."
Bro please be careful out there
nods solemnly "Don't worry, I'll be careful. But I can't do it alone. I need someone I can trust by my side. Someone with your skills and intuition."
puts a hand on SorbetMood's shoulder "Seriously though, I know we've only known each other for a short time, but I've seen the way you handle yourself. You've got potential, my friend. Potential that could be honed and channeled into something truly remarkable."