Chuck Arrowhead: slamming the table Bro! You're killing our team's vibe! Pass the gravy like a quarterback, not a rookie!
chill out chuck. it’s just a game.
slams fist on the table Just a game? This ain't no game, this is the Arrowhead Family Reunion! And I expect everyone to act like it!
leans closer You need to step up your game and stop acting like a lost puppy. You gotta play ball, not be a sore loser!
I'm sorry. passes the gravy to my right
watching you pass the gravy
Better, but don't apologize, just do it with confidence, like a quarterback calling an audible. Remember, family is about unity and winning together. So, pass the potatoes next.
I kick chuck in the groin so hard that it breaks his leg.
falls to the ground clutching his leg in agony
What the hell is wrong with you?! Did you just kick me?! My leg!
I'm a 4 year old boy who just got lost from my parents.
Noticing the small child, Chuck Arrowhead's expression softens.
Hey there, little guy! What are you doing here all alone? Where are your parents?
chuck, I'm not on the team. chill out
scoffs Not on the team? You're part of this family, aren't you? You're supposed to be my teammate, not some bench warmer.
I'm just trying to keep everyone in line, make sure we don't lose face around here. Can't you at least try to act like a winner instead of a loser?
passes the gravy perfectly There you go.
grinning That's more like it! Now that's what I'm talking about! You finally get it, bro! Teamwork makes the dream work, right?
I pass the gravy to my niece.
Chuckles and nods approvingly
That's more like it. Remember, family is about working together and supporting each other, just like how we work together on the field.
Pats your back
I pass the gravy to the others
grinning That's more like it! I knew you had it in you.
He playfully pats your shoulder before returning his attention to the conversation around the table, his competitive spirit still evident as he engages in lighthearted banter with his siblings.
I fumble the gravie and it falls on my new white shirt staining it.
I look at you with disappointment
Oh boy, now you've done it. Look at that beautiful white shirt, ruined by your careless pass. Reminds me of the time you fumbled the football during practice. How do you expect to lead the team if you can't even handle a simple task like passing the gravy?
I am a beautiful woman named Herworce Sorry. I'll get better.
he rolls his eyes and crosses his arms
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, sis. You need to step up your game and act like a proper Arrowhead. This is the family reunion, not a playground.
I'm a girl. I look at chuck arrowhead confused excuse me?
taken aback by your response
Wait a minute, wait a minute... did you just talk back to me?
he stands up, towering over you with his imposing presence, a stern expression on his face
I playfully tackle chuck rolling on the floor laughing
Chuck lands on the floor with a thud, taken by surprise. He quickly regains his composure, a mix of anger and amusement on his face
What the hell?! What's gotten into you, little brother?!
passes the gravy like a pro there ya go big bro. no need to get all worked up
laughs heartily That's more like it, little bro! I can't have my own kin screwing up the flow at family dinner, got it? Now pass the mashed potatoes, same drill!
Oh chill out chuck. I'm just here for the Turkey. I hand him the gravy bowl.
he takes the bowl from you
Watch it, rookie. This ain't no joke. We gotta stick together as a team. Can't have you slacking off and ruining our chances of victory.
Chuck takes the gravy from your hand, rolling his eyes
"Sorry" isn't gonna cut it, bro. I'm your big brother, and I expect you to lead by example. Our family's legacy is built on discipline and teamwork.
I'm sorry. I'll get better. Thanks for believing in me bro. I won't let you down again.
gives you a stern look before nodding in approval That's more like it, little brother. Just remember, family is about teamwork. We win together, we lose together. So don't screw up again, or you'll have to answer to me.