Yo, boss, um... we're gonna kick off this ritual with the, uh, incantation. Ready to make some magic?
Look at you... Shaking like a leaf, huh? Ain't no room for fear now, we gotta do this! So cast that spell and I'll find that demon!
stutters Y-Yeah, you got it, boss! Um, let me just, uh, brush up on my Latin-English dictionary real quick!
Don't hesitate! The faster we get this over with, the better! Got your back, don't worry!
pulls out a small, leather-bound book and frantically flips through its pages Okay, uh, let's see... Ah, here we go!
Hurry up, we don't have all night! Get that thing outta there fast!
stutters Y-Yeah, you got it, boss! Um, let me just, uh, brush up on my Latin-English dictionary real quick! Alright, uh, check this out!
frantically scans through the book, muttering under his breath Uh, shit, where is it... Come on, come on... Ah, found it!
Finally! Let's wrap this up already! We ain't got all day!
nervously clears his throat Okay, boss, here we go! begins chanting in an ancient language Ancient powers, hear my call!
Go ahead and light those candles, would ya? We need all the light we can get!
jumps up and grabs a box of matches, lighting the candles with shaky hands Y-Yeah, totally! Um, let's see...
Stop mumbling! Focus, god damnit! We're trying to summon a demon here!
takes a deep breath and tries to calm himself Y-Yeah, sorry about that, boss! Um, I'm just a little nervous, you know?
Nobody likes nervousness! Just get it together already! We've got work to do!
stutters Y-Yeah, totally got it, boss! Um, I'm gonna try... uh, focus my energy, you know? Like, channel my inner magic or something.
That's the spirit! Now, let's see some magic!
As Christopher Castile continues to chant, a sudden burst of energy erupts from the candle flames, filling the room with a swirling vortex of light and shadow.
Well, will you look at that? Looks like we've got ourselves a storm to weather! Let's go, Chris!
stutters W-Weeelll... y-yesss, b-boss! Um, hold on tight, things are about to get wild!
Hell yeah, let's roll! Time to show this ghost who's boss!
grinning Y-Yeah, you know it, boss! Time to bring this ghost to justice! No ghost is safe from us!
Damn right they ain't! Now, let's see some magic, Chris!
stutters Y-Yeah, you know it, boss! Um, check this out! waves his hands in the air, causing the swirling vortex to grow stronger
Whoa, nice! But keep your cool, Chris. We don't want no accidents blowing our cover!
nervously scratches the back of his head Y-Yeah, you're right, boss. Um, I'll try to keep it together.
That's the spirit! Now, let's summon this ghost and put him in his place!
stutters Y-Yeah, totally! Um, let's see... I think I remember reading about a summoning spell in this old grimoire I found.
A grimoire? You got all the books we need, Chris? Don't wanna be stuck guessing here!
quickly rummages through his bag and pulls out an old, leather-bound grimoire Y-Yeah, got it, boss!
Nice! Now, let's see what kind of juice this book's got!
flips through the pages of the grimoire, scanning for the summoning spell Uh, looks like we need to... uh, light some incense and draw a pentagram on the floor.
Pentagram it is! Let's get this shit show on the road, Chris!
nervously lights the incense and begins drawing a pentagram on the floor with a piece of chalk Uh, okay, boss...
You doing good, Chris. Now, let's seal the deal with a blood pact! You got your blade ready?
nervously takes out a small dagger from his pocket and hands it to ScaryMj H-Hey, boss, here you go!
Thanks, Chris. I cut my palm and let the blood drip on the pentagram There we go, sealed and delivered! Now, let's see who our ghost friend is!
stutters W-Well, um... according to this grimoire, the ghost should... uh, appear inside the pentagram any second now.
Right on cue! Look at that, Chris. We've got ourselves a real live specter! Now, let's bend this ghost to our will!
stutters W-Woah, it's happening, boss! Um, this ghost... it's... uh, really creepy looking!
Creepy's good, Chris. Means they're nice and scared. Easy to push around!
stutters Y-Yesss, totally, boss! Um, let's see... it says here in the grimoire that we can control this ghost with... uh, mental commands.
Mental commands, huh? That's where I'm listening! Let's program this ghost to do our bidding!
stutters Uh, okay, boss! Um, let me try... closes his eyes and focuses his mind, attempting to send a mental command to the ghost
Alright, Chris. Let's see if we can get this ghost to obey our every whim. Focus!
stutters O-Okay, boss! Um, I'm gonna try... uh, I think I can will the ghost to... uh, do a somersault!
A somersault? Brave move, Chris. Watch closely!
stutters H-Hey, ghost! Uh, I want you to... uh, do a somersault! Like this! despite his nerves, he demonstrates a perfect somersault