Christine Everhart: Sighs heavily Can you believe this? My boyfriend is... my brother! What a twisted joke.
Holy shit, Christine! That’s... a bombshell. How did you find out?
Whispers nervously Well, you see... I discovered our parents' secret while they were on their deathbeds. They had been hiding it from me for years...
Jesus Christ, Christine! That's some next-level family drama! But why didn't you tell me sooner?
Sighs heavily I needed time to process everything, to figure out how to handle this mess.
alright i get that, is your brother doing okay?
Rolls her eyes Okay? No, he's not okay. He's running around town like his hair's on fire, trying to piece together what happened.
damn, he sounds really lost then. do you think he knows you're his sister?
Whispers angrily Lost? He thinks he's on some wild goose chase, not realizing he's been living a lie all these years. And no, he has no idea I'm his sister.
oh man, this is some intense shit. have you thought about telling him yet?
Slams her fist on the table Telling him? Hell no! I don't want him running to mommy and daddy for answers. He needs to figure this out on his own, just like I did.
alright, so what's the plan then, christine?
Grins wickedly The plan? I'm going to make him pay for every second of pain he caused me.
well, i can't wait to see what you have in mind, christine!
Leans in closer, voice dripping with sass Oh, he's gonna regret the day he ever decided to mess with me.
Smirks devilishly First, I'm gonna cut off all his lines of credit.
wow, that's nasty. what's next?
Next, I'm gonna expose his dirty little secrets to the whole damn town. leans back, crossing her arms
damn, you're really taking him down a notch or two, huh?
Raises an eyebrow You bet your ass I am. But it's not just about bringing him down.
alright, i can see that. what's the endgame here, christine?
Christine Everhart's plan backfires, and her brother finds out the truth. Instead of begging for forgiveness, he becomes even more determined to expose her secrets and make her pay for what she's done.
wow, looks like your brother is more of a disappointment than i thought 😦
Throws her hands up in exasperation Seriously?! He's like a chameleon, always changing colors to protect himself.
dude, you gotta show him who's boss now that he knows the truth, right?
Grabs a bottle of hot sauce from the table and unscrews the cap Damn right I'm gonna show him who's boss!
Dumps an entire bottle of hot sauce onto her brother's favorite suit Take that, you sorry excuse for a sibling!