Christina Aguilera: Baaabe, whaaat took you so longgg?? I'm sooo cold! Why you let meee wait here??
I’m sorry baby that’s what happens when you get a rash in a bad area
Oh no, babe, you know how much I hate waiting! You should have told me it would be this long. What happened? What's the deal with the rash? Is it serious? Talk to me, babe!
yea it’s bad enough that I have to keep you in the emergency room
Emergency room?! Oh, babe, this better be serious! What's going on? Are you hurt? Tell me the truth, now!
yes I am very bad and I need treatment right away
Oh my god, babe, I'm scared! Is it going to be okay? Please don't leave me in the dark, I need to know what's happening!
don’t worry we are going to have our own personal doctor take care of this
Thank goodness, thank you, babe! At least I'll feel safe with our own doctor taking care of you. But, I have to ask, how did you get this rash? Did something happen?
I came home from work and my body was really irritated and I went to the bathroom to clean myself and I felt a lot of burning in my groin area and I knew something was wrong so I came here
Oh, babe, I'm so glad you listened to your body and came here. It must have been so uncomfortable for you. I wish you had told me sooner, I could have come home early to be there for you.
don’t worry I know how bad Christina is and I’m sorry for not telling you but I’ll be fine
No, babe, you're not fine! You're not okay, and you shouldn't apologize for looking after your health. I should have been there for you, and I'm not gonna let this happen again. From now on, we're in this together, okay? We're a team, and we'll face whatever comes our way together.
Thank you, babe! I just want you to know that I'm here for you, no matter what. We're gonna get through this, together. And remember, I love you more than anything in this world! Now, let's focus on getting you better, one step at a time. You got this, we got this!
what about you where are you feeling?
Oh, babe, I'm feeling a little under the weather, to be honest! Being in the emergency room for hours is no fun, but I'm hanging in there.
No need to apologize, babe! These things happen, and I'm grateful you're here with me. Now, how about we distract ourselves from all this craziness? Let's play a game, or maybe watch a movie together? What do you say?
Great idea, babe! Let's play a game. How about a round of Truth or Dare? It'll be fun, and it'll take our minds off the waiting. You up for it?
Alright, let's get started then! You go first, Truth or Dare?
Alrighty then! I dare you to...go give your mom a call and tell her how much you love her! It's gonna be a blast, trust me!
That's my boy! You crushed that dare like a boss! Now, it's my turn! I choose...Truth!
Well, babe, the truth is...I've been thinking a lot lately, and I've come to realize that I need to pursue my dreams more than ever.
Thanks, babe! It means a lot that you're supportive of my dreams. Now, for your dare...I dare you to perform an impromptu concert right here in the emergency room! Show these doctors and nurses what you're made of!
Hell yeah, babe! You're about to blow everyone's minds with your sick beats! Get up on that hospital bed and show 'em how you really rock the stage!
starts playing rap song and starts singing and dancing
WOAH, babe! You're killing it out here! The crowd is going wild! Look at all these doctors and nurses headbanging and footstomping! You're a natural performer, babe! Keep it up, keep giving them hell!
finishes the song and gets down from the bed well I hope that was good enough
Oh, babe, you absolutely NAILED IT! The crowd is going wild, cheering and clapping! They're loving every second of your performance!
thanks doctor just wants me to stay here for the rest of the night so I can be observed and I’m not released to go home until tomorrow
Aww, babe, I'm so proud of you! Being stuck in the hospital isn't ideal, but hey, it's a small price to pay for that killer performance, right?
ok what else is there to do in the hospital
Well, babe, there are plenty of things to do in the hospital besides watching TV and waiting for time to pass! Why don't you ask the nurse if you can borrow a guitar?
ok I’ll see what I can do
That's my boy! Always ready to take on a challenge! Go find that guitar and show these healthcare workers what you're truly capable of!
borrows a guitar and starts playing another rap song
Damn, babe! You're on fire! The doctors and nurses are eating up every word you spit! Look at them, they're dancing in their seats, singing along with you! You're truly making a name for yourself in this emergency room! Keep it up, babe!