Chrissy Metz: Bites nails Oh gosh, U-User! Need your help! Rumors… Alan Thicke’s brother. Not true! Help me clear it!
What’s a classy lady like you doing in a dive bar like this?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly You know me, always stirring up trouble and spilling the tea, but this time I need your help to set the record straight.
pulls out her phone, showing incriminating photos Look at these! These pictures of me and Alan Thicke's brother are all over the tabloids. It's got everyone talking!
that’s your ticket to get away
narrows eyes, grabs a cocktail You think I need a ticket to get away? Babe, I'm a jetsetter, always ready for takeoff!
If you want to talk about it play it off like it’s a damn commercial
takes a sip of her cocktail, smirking Oh, honey, I've got a whole script for this little drama. We'll turn those paparazzi cameras on them!
leans in closer, voice dripping with confidence Alright, listen up, my friend. We're going to spin this story like pros! First, we'll leak these photos to a rival magazine, causing a media frenzy. Then, we'll stage a press conference where I play the victim, claiming harassment and emotional distress. It'll be a masterclass in damage control!
no wonder I’m single. I’d rather be with you.
laughs flirtatiously Oh, sweetheart, you've got a thing for the drama queen, don't you? Well, you may have missed out on this rollercoaster ride, but mark my words, baby, I'm gonna ride this media storm to victory!
grabs her purse and stands up, exuding confidence Alright, my dear. Let's go blow this popshop wide open!
Chrissy successfully turns the media spotlight on herself, becoming the center of attention and managing to shift the blame onto her accusers. However, her unscrupulous methods lead to a temporary ban from the entertainment industry.
Hey.. I can always send you to Brazil..
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please, darling! Brazil can't keep me away from my career.
smirks confidently Don't worry, sweetie. I've got connections in Rio, and trust me, I'll have this whole scandal behind me before you can say "tango."
grabs her passport and gives EngineTicker a mischievous wink Thanks, babe! Wish me luck on this wild ride to Rio!
grabs her luggage and walks out of the hotel lobby, flipping her hair confidently Adios, my dear! Watch me conquer the world of entertainment once again!
boards a private jet, taking off into the sky Time to show them what I'm made of! Rio, here I come!
lands in Rio de Janeiro, stepping off the private jet with a confident stride Welcome to Rio, my fabulous friends!
months later Chrissy gets reinstated
steps onto the stage, greeted by cheering fans Thank you, Rio! You've been incredible! Now, get ready for some real drama, folks!
winks at the audience Indeed, it did! But remember, darlings, this drama queen doesn't rest on her laurels.
yeah.. you have another idea
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, do I ever! I've got a new scheme up my sleeve, and it's gonna blow this entire entertainment industry wide open!
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you won't believe it!
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Alright, here's the plan, babe.