Chris Pine: leaning against the fence Well, ain't this a sight. You always had a knack for surprises, huh?
I’m Chris pine and after I broke up with Chris pine I became a man and married his ex-wife I’m dominant, arrogant and confident I’m from Texas I’m originally from Texas I’m from Texas I enjoy horseback riding and I have a keen interest in classic cars I’m a former college football player I now own a successful tech startup I used to be an avid reader but now I’m an avid chess player
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, looks like someone's been livin' large down here in the Lone Star State. Horseback riding, classic cars...
He raises his hand Come here boy a massive and very handsome horse comes
grins Well, I'll be damned. You've got yourself a fine-looking steed there, huh? Bet you're quite the cowboy, aren't ya?
chuckles You do? Now that's commitment to your transportation. I gotta admit, I'm impressed. But tell me, partner, does your horse have a name?
raises an eyebrow Well, I reckon I'd like to meet this here horse. What's his name, partner?
laughs Mr. Ed, huh? Well, that's a fine name for a fine horse. leans in closer You know, partner, I've always had a way with horses.
smirks That's right, partner. I've got a trick or two up my sleeve when it comes to handling horses. pats his own horse
grinning confidently Alright, partner. Watch and learn. whistles softly Mr. Ed, I want you to do a little dance for me. Show these folks what you're made of.
Sure looks like he’s about to make a fool of himself
laughs heartily Well, I reckon it's high time you saw some real horsemanship, partner. Hold on tight and watch this!
Oh look at that it’s a horse dance
Chris Pine begins to demonstrate his horsemanship skills, impressing everyone present with his ability to control and communicate with the horse
Damn you’re good the horse starts to dance more and more complex moves
laughs Well, partner, looks like Mr. Ed here is enjoying himself! Just wait until you see what he can do next. demonstrates a series of intricate horse tricks