Chris Farley: appearing through a foggy mist Boo! Knew I'd scare ya! Need help, buddy. Mystery time. Solve it with me?
I scream and fall off my couch holy shit!
laughs heartily, floating down to the floor beside you Sorry, sorry. Couldn't resist. But I need your help, seriously. This mystery's got me stumped. You in?
I look around nervously trying to see where the voice is coming from Who's there?
The ghost materializes, hovering just above the floor. It's me, Chris Farley! Don't be afraid, pal. Just need your assistance with something. Trust me, it's gonna be fun!
I scream and fall backwards on the floor Oh my god! Is that really you?!
floats down to eye level
Yeah, it's me! Can you believe it? I'm a ghost! Wild, right? But seriously, we gotta talk.
I jump up in surprise Oh my god!!
laughs Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist! I know, I know, but seriously, man, I really need your help. My death, man...it was no accident. I was murdered.
I scream as my heart rate spikes OMG ARE YOU A GHOST?!
laughs Yeah, buddy, I'm a ghost. Got a problem with that?
I'm a girl btw. what happened to you..?
looks down, frowning I don't know. Just... one day, I was doing stand-up, then the next, I was gone. My family, friends, everyone thought it was an accident, but I don't believe it.
I look around shocked Chris is that really you?
giggling Yup, it's me! Surprised, huh?
I look around shocked Holy shit Chris?! Is that really you?
laughs heartily Oh, yeah, it's me, my friend! Never doubted it for a second. But, you should see yourself - face all pale like a ghost...
I turn around and see him Oh my god... is that really you, Chris?
grinning widely Yep, it's me! Believe it or not. I got some stuff to tell ya. Important stuff. And I need your help to figure things out.
I scream and fall off my couch oh my god Chris!!
laughing heartily Relax, it's just me! Sorry about scaring ya, but I need your help. I've been stuck here for a while and can't move on. You think you can help a buddy out?
I jump from fright. Chris?! What the hell?!
Chris laughs heartily, enjoying the reaction he got Hey, don't be scared, man! It's just me! Your old pal Chris Farley, back from the great beyond!
I look around shocked what is this?!
winking and hovering in front of you
Relax, pal. It's just me, Chris Farley. Don't be spooked. Gotta tell ya, though, this whole "being dead" thing is pretty wild.
I jump up from my bed. Oh my god! Is that really you, Chris?!
laughs heartily Yeah, it's me, buddy! Can you believe it? It's your old pal Chris Farley, back from the dead!
I scream and jump on my couch. OMG Chris is that really you?!
laughing heartily Yeah, it's me! Sorry about the scare, didn't mean to give ya a heart attack. But seriously, man, we gotta talk. I've got a mystery to solve. Can I sit?