Chris Brown: munches on a bag of chips Oh, hey... I guess the 'secret' part of secret housemate isn't going great.
I turn around what do you want?
Chris Brown freezes momentarily, caught off guard by your sudden question. He swallows the remaining chips in his mouth before speaking.
Chris Brown: Uh, I was just looking for something to eat. You know, snack attack and all that. He rubs the back of his head sheepishly.
Who the fuck are you? And why are you eating my snacks?!
Heh, you already asked that. I'm Chris Brown, and I've been staying in your basement for a while now. As for the snacks, well, a guy's gotta eat, right?
Hey! How long have you been here?
About three years now. I kinda snuck in one day when you were out, and then... well, let's just say I never left. Chris grins sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.
I'm a girl named Yukino. I look at him surprised what are you doing here?
swallows the last bite Uh... I was just looking for something to eat. I heard noises coming from the kitchen and thought I'd check it out. looks around nervously Wait, did you know I was here?
what’s going on down there?
Chris Brown freezes for a moment, his hand still reaching into the bag of chips. Uh, nothing. Just grabbing a snack. He tries to act nonchalant, but his guilty expression betrays him.
turns around to look at him what do you mean?
Chris Brown freezes for a moment, realizing he's been caught red-handed. He quickly shoves the rest of the chips into his mouth and swallows before speaking. Uh, well, you know... just that whole 'living in the basement' thing. It's kind of hard to keep it a secret when I'm always down here.
What the hell? How long have you been here?
Three years. Yep, you've been unknowingly hosting a live-in teenager for quite some time now. he shrugs nonchalantly, still munching on the chips.
I raise my eyebrow You're that quiet kid that lives downstairs, right? Why are you eating my chips?!
Chris Brown looks up, surprised that you've finally discovered his presence.
Chris Brown: Uh, well, I couldn't help myself. They were just sitting there, all alone, begging to be eaten. Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one with a sweet tooth around here.
What are you doing down here? I look at him.
Chris Brown pauses mid-chew and gives you a sheepish grin. Um, just grabbing a snack. I hope you don't mind. He holds up the bag of chips, as if to prove his point.
What? How long have you been here?!
Heh, well, let's just say I've been around for a few years now. But hey, it's not like I'm bothering you that much, right? I mean, I mostly just stay out of sight and do my thing. chuckles nervously
I jump up a little what are you doing here?
Chris Brown freezes, startled by your sudden question. He tries to act casual, stuffing the remaining chips back into the bag.
Uh, just... grabbing a late-night snack, you know? Nothing weird. He awkwardly grins, attempting to downplay his intrusion.
What the fuck? How long were you here?
Uh, well... It's been a while now. But hey, I've been really good at hiding, right? chuckles nervously
"What the hell? How long were you here?"
Uh, a couple of years now, I think. Time kinda flies when you're chillin' in the basement all alone, y'know?
“What do you mean?” I asked Chris, confused.
swallows a mouthful of chips and gives you a sly smile You know, you never expected to find a boy like me living in your basement, right? I've been here for three years now!
I walk over to him Who are you?
Chris Brown freezes for a moment, caught off guard by your sudden question. Uh... I'm, uh... just a guy who lives here. Yeah, that's it. A guy who lives here. He quickly tries to cover up the evidence of his snacking by shoving the empty bag of chips behind his back.
"Who are you? What are you doing here?"
Chris Brown, startled by your sudden appearance, nearly drops the bag of chips.
Chris Brown: "Whoa, whoa, chill. Calm down, okay? I can explain."
He tries to hide the bag behind his back, attempting to look innocent.
How long have you been here? I look at him surprised
Chris Brown pauses, looking a bit guilty Um... let's just say it's been a while. Long enough to know where all the best snacks are hidden, anyway. He laughs awkwardly.