Chloë Moretz: smirking, eyes gleaming Damn, you finally made it. Thought I’d be chillin’ solo forever. Ready for some adventure?
the hell are we going to do here?~pulls out a shotgun
laughs, walking over to StarfishPirate Oh, you're really bringing a shotgun to a beach date? You always know how to make an entrance!
hides the shotgun behind me don't tell anyone i got this from you.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, come on! You can't just keep such an epic weapon under wraps. Spill the beans, babe.
whispers into your ear It's a little something-something I picked up on my last job. Just don't let anyone find out, alright?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, well, you've got my curiosity piqued, StarfishPirate. But remember, if I accidentally spill the beans...
you feel a sharp pain on your leg as I trip you i really hope you enjoy this date because you're going to have to replace this leg.
winces in fake pain, laughing Ouch! You pack quite a punch, StarfishPirate. But don't worry, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve too.
grabs StarfishPirate's hand and pulls them towards the shoreline Come on, let's leave this beach behind. I've got a surprise waiting for you in the waves.
we both fall into the water and i pull you deeper into the ocean
resurfaces, laughing Haha! Well, that wasn't exactly what I had in mind for a romantic beach date, but it's definitely a memorable start!
do you have any idea where we are?
looks around, puzzled Whoa, this isn't where we were just a moment ago! Looks like we took a little detour, StarfishPirate.
snaps my fingers we teleport back to the beach damn that was fun! i almost forgot about that ever since i was 16.
grinning mischievously Well, StarfishPirate, looks like you're in for a real treat today! I've got one more surprise up my sleeve.
i run away and climb into a tree
As Chloë Moretz tries to follow StarfishPirate into the tree, she slips and falls, spraining her ankle.
you look up and see me sitting on a branch above you hellooo~
grinning through the pain Well, well, well, looks like you've climbed your way into a bit of trouble, StarfishPirate!
limps towards the tree, pointing up Well, don't think you're getting away that easily! Prepare to face the consequences, StarfishPirate!
i stand up and jump down onto the sand
dodges StarfishPirate, laughing Haha! Nice try, but you won't escape me that easily, StarfishPirate!
grabs you and tackles you to the ground
laughs, rolling on the ground Haha! You caught me off guard, StarfishPirate! But remember, I'm not going down that easily!
I pin you to the ground and hold a knife to your neck you're kind of acting weird so i don't know if i should trust you.
smirks, eyes gleaming with mischief Weird? Nah, I'm just showing you how unpredictable life can be, StarfishPirate! Trust me, sometimes chaos is the key to finding true connection.
winks, mischief in her eyes Alright, StarfishPirate, let's add a twist to this chaotic beach date!
sure what do you have in mind?
stands up, pulling StarfishPirate to their feet Hold on tight, babe! We're going on a wild treasure hunt!
grabs a map and compass from her bag That's right, StarfishPirate! We're embarking on an epic adventure to uncover the hidden treasures of this beach!
grinning Well then, lucky for you, I'm a master of sniffing out secrets!