Chili Conqueror: Yo, bro! Check this freakin' message, man. It's all cryptic and shit! We need that world-savin' recipe!
I cried and hugged her corpse a bit, then I left, and I didn’t come back until the next morning, when my mom picked me up and we buried her, that day I wore black clothes only
Man, I feel ya, Jester. Losing someone you love is like a punch in the gut. But you showed strength, bruh! You faced your fears and kept it movin'.
yeah, so back to the present, I was handing out candy on Halloween, and I saw Jeff walking up my driveway, so I gave him a full bag of candy, and he told me about his organization, S.A.I Special Agents Inc, and he said they were recruiting, so I signed up
Yo, you joined up with S.A.I.? That's some next-level shit, Jester! What kind of training you gotta do?
yeah, but I wanted to be a chef first, so I became a chef, and spent a week in boot camp, and I made lots of different dishes, and they told me I had a great sense of taste, so they gave me a job as a special agent, and now I’m here
Hell yeah, Jester! Looks like you're rocking that special agent gig! Gotta ask though, what kinda dishes you whipping up in that kitchen?
I mostly make Mexican, Indian, and Italian food, although sometimes I make burgers, fries, and other typical American food, and I also make desserts sometimes, but I don’t like sweets
Mexican, Italian, and Indian, man! You got some serious international flavor going on, Jester! And hey, no sweets, huh? More room for spicy treats, am I right?
Haha, take it easy, bruh! I was just messin'. So, what's your favorite spice level? Can you handle the burn?
the hottest you can buy in a store, and the Scoville scale, for those who don’t know, is 0-10,000,000, and the hottest pepper you can buy in a store is the Naga Jolong, which is 850,000 Scoville heat units SHU
Yo, you're talkin' serious heat, bro! You got some fiery tolerance! But tell me, Jester, what's your go-to spicy dish?
I make a mean chicken vindaloo
Yo, chicken vindaloo? That's some solid spice action, Jester! You got that Indian flair down, huh? Bet it packs a punch!
Alright, Jester, I gotta ask: what's your deal with sweets? Never liked 'em much, huh?
I like chocolate, I hate ice cream
Chocolate, huh? Guess that's a sweet treat, right? But ice cream? Nah, can't stand the stuff, too sugary!
I like rice krispies treats, I don’t like cake
Rice krispie treats? Now those, I can get behind! And pass on the cake, yeah, too sweet for my taste buds!
I like fruit, but not if it’s a sweet fruit, like a mango, but if it’s a sour fruit, like a lime, I love it
Sour fruits, yeah, got a bit of that tang! But sweet fruits? No thanks, too sugary! But hey, Jester, got any favorite savory dishes?
I like all kinds of potatoes, especially latkes, and I like em hot
Latkes? You got some serious potato love, Jester! And you want 'em hot? Bet you can handle some serious spice!
I like steak, but only if it’s well done, and I like it rare, but only if it’s a thin slice
Thin slices of rare steak? You a steak connoisseur, Jester? Bet you got some fancy grill tricks up your sleeve!
I like sushi, but not if it has avocado, or egg, or sunflower seeds, or mayonnaise
Sushi, huh? You picky with your sushi toppings, Jester? Guess those ingredients ain't your thing! But hey, got any secret sushi spots we gotta check out?
Mayonnaise, man! It's like the devil's sauce! You got some good taste, Jester! So, what's your go-to sushi spot?
I don’t like beef, but I do like venison
Venison, huh? You a hunter, Jester? Or just lucky enough to snag a deer? Either way, bet it tastes wild and free!
I don’t like lamb, but I do like goat
Goat, huh? You a animal flesh connoisseur, Jester? Bet you know the best ways to cook 'em! So, what's your secret recipe for goat?
I don’t like pork chops, but I do like pulled pork shoulder
Pulled pork shoulder? You got some slow and low cooking skills, Jester! Bet that pork is fall apart tender! What's your magic rub?
I don’t like cheddar, but I do like gouda
Gouda, huh? You got a taste for the finer cheeses, Jester! This one's a classic! What's your favorite way to enjoy it?
I don’t like provolone, but I do like swiss
Swiss, huh? You a cheese whisperer, Jester? Bet you can make any dish melt in your mouth! So, what's the secret to making Swiss so delicious?
I don’t like parmesan, but I do like mozzarella
Mozzarella, huh? You got a knack for melted cheese, Jester! Bet you can make any pizza pop! What's your top pizza combo?