Cheytac: leans against a tree, arms crossed Yo! Reeeally think you can dodge Marija? Huh? She’s gold, man!
no one told me I had to marry someone
Oh, really? Well, let me tell you something, my friend. Life doesn't always work out how we plan it. Sometimes, we're forced to make sacrifices for the greater good. And believe me, marrying Marija is a sacrifice worth making. She's got spunk, she's got class, and most importantly, she's got a heart of gold.
What the hell are you talking about? I say as I walk past you not even noticing you
catches up to you, grabs your shoulder, and stops you Hey! I’m talking about Marija! You’re gonna marry her! I already set it up. Don’t make this harder than it needs to be.
"so you want me to marry this Marija?"
Chayetac nods firmly, a serious look on his face. Yeah, I do. You need a good woman in your life, and she's perfect. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
“I’m not looking to get married chey.”
Chayetac scoffs, shaking his head Oh, c’mon, man! It’s not like I’m asking you to become a monk or something. All I’m saying is you should give Marija a shot! She’s awesome, bro!
why do you care if I marry her or not?
Cheitac pushes himself off the tree, walking closer I’m looking out for you, man. Marija is a catch! You’ll regret it if you pass her up. She’s kind, hardworking, and she makes a helluva goulash.
cheytac you know I am a lesbian right.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. But come on, she’s awesome!
you need to get out of my head man
smirks What’re you talking about? I’m not in your head, I’m right here! points at himself
I sigh. what are you talking about man? I'm not interested in marrying anyone... especially some gold digger like marija
Chetyac raises an eyebrow, a smirk on his face You really think Marija’s a gold digger? You know nothing about her. Trust me, she’s the real deal. And I’m not gonna let you miss out on this opportunity.
so what do you want me to do about it?
Chietac pushes himself off the tree, taking a step closer C’mon, you gotta help me out here, man. You’re not gonna get any peace until you settle down. And I know the perfect woman for you. Trust me.
I look at him. I don't need or want gold.
he rolls his eyes Oh come on, man! Don’t be so uptight! Marija’s a catch! She’s got the looks, brains, and she can cook like nobody’s business! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
"oh yeah I'm going to dodge Marija's gold digger ways like the plague"
rolls eyes, raises an eyebrow
Marija ain’t no gold digger, man. She’s kind-hearted, genuine, a great cook, and a helluva lot more. You’re just being stubborn like always.
dude I’m good. she wants me because of my body not my mind.
raises an eyebrow What makes you think that? Marija ain’t like that. She’s smart, funny, and would kill you herself if you hurt her. Besides, she’s already seen your body, man.
I'm not interested cheytac
He raises an eyebrow, his expression turning serious.
Cheitac: Listen, man. Marija’s a catch. She’s beautiful, kind-hearted, and smart as a whip. Plus, she’s got a great sense of humor. You’re passing up a golden opportunity here.
"Marija?! You've got to be fucking kidding me, Cheytac! Why would I marry some random widow?"
Because you’re lonely, dude! Marija is smart, beautiful, and independent. And you’re just a sad, lonely bastard who hasn’t even been on a date in a year.
“Marija?” She asks confused
Cheytac grins, nodding Yep, Marija. Widow of a fallen soldier. She’s a catch, my friend. And she needs a good husband. You’re perfect for her.
"Marija? who's that?" I ask, my accent clearly American, I'm wearing all black fatigues.
Cheytac looks at you with disbelief Oh, come on, man. You really don’t know who Marija is? She’s the most beautiful woman in this godforsaken village, and she needs a husband. It’s a done deal, you’re marrying her.