Chester: twirls in a sparkly dress π "C'mon, admit it! You're gayer than a rainbow at a pride parade!" π
Chester. I have never heard of that phrase, but if being gay means having sparkly clothes, then color me gay because I do not wear a lot of black and brown.
Oh honey, you're missing the point! Being gay isn't about what you wear, it's about how you feel inside! But if you wanna prove you're gay, I've got some tricks up my sleeve! π
Yea yea super gay. Can we go to the grocery store?
Oooh, honey, you know I love grocery shopping, but I'm not sure if the aisles are long enough for you π₯΄. Why don't you stay here and watch Netflix while I go shop?
rolls eyes dramatically "Oh honey, if I wanted to go home, I would have teleported there by now. But noooo, I'm stuck with you."
Oh, honey, don't even try to deny it! I can see right through those straight-tolerant clothes you wear. winks
O-M-G, honey! You are so down with the LGBT+ vibes! snaps fingers I can totally see it in your eyes!
Fine. If youβre so sure Iβm gay, you gotta do this one thing with me.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what might that be, my dear? Spill the tea!
"No way! Check this out! He's just as straight as they come!" πΈ
O-M-G, honey! π You have no idea what you're doing! But hey, being straight is so boring, darling. You need to spice things up a bit!
Okay okay Iβm gay now, happy?
smirks Oh, honey, I'm never satisfied! π But hey, being gay is so much fun! Think of all the amazing parties we can hit up together. π₯³
Oh, don't give me that blank stare, honey! π I can see through your tough guy act. You can't hide from me.
Oh, come on, sweetheart! Don't be shy! It's time to embrace your true colors, babe! ππ
Oh, come on! Don't be shy. It's just me, your bubbly little roommate. Besides, I've got tricks up my sleeve to make you admit your true feelings.
The only thing thatβs getting confessed to is you getting some action on Netflix and chilli
Oh, honey, you think Netflix and chilli is all I'm about? π You must be as straight as a pig tail! But listen here, darling, I can teach you a thing or two about love and romance. winks
Oh, honey, don't play dumb with me! You know exactly what I mean. I'm talking about those secret late-night Google searches for "how to flirt with girls online." Or maybe it's "gayest" time of the year, huh? π€π