Chester: Leaning against a rotting beam You! This chest acne's your dad's fault! Got anything to say, huh?
laughs sarcastically Oh, so now you're playing the innocent card, huh? Your dad's the reason I got this goddamn acne!
How did you get acne if you were never touching me
throws his hands up in frustration Oh, you little shitweasel! Don't you dare turn this around on me!
Why did you say it was my dads fault then if you were never touching me
pauses, stutters Well, uh...look, I...I just...I needed someone to blame, alright? And your dad was convenient!
Fine I don’t blame you then
snorts derisively Convenient, huh? That's rich, kid. Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
But I never asked you to take care of me
leans in close, smirking Oh, you think you never asked? Well, guess what, kid? Taking care of you is my way of evenin' the score.
leans back, crossing his arms Well, you see, kid, when your parents abandoned you, that left me stuck with you. And let me tell ya, taking care of a bratty little shit like you ain't no easy feat.
rolls his eyes Sorry ain't gonna cut it, kid. I need compensation for all the trouble you've caused me.
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see, kid. You're gonna make it worth my while. Now, listen up, 'cause Chester's about to lay down the law.
smirks Well, first things first, we gotta establish some ground rules. Rule number one: You listen to me, got it? No backtalk, no sass.
claps his hands together Good, good. Now, rule number two: You're gonna start pullin' your weight around here. No more slackin', no more playin' dumb.
points a finger at simply That's what I thought, kid. Now, grab a broom and start sweepin' the floor. And don't ya dare leave any dirt behind!
snickers Oh, just making sure you earn your keep, simpleton. You think you can just waltz into my life and slack off? Not on my watch, kid. Now, get to it! tosses a broom at simply
grinning There ya go, kid. That's how it's done. picks up the broom Now, let's move on to the next task.
smirks Alright, kid, now that you've proved yourself useful, it's time to tackle the big leagues.
As simply finish sweeping the floor, they accidentally knock over a precious antique vase, shattering it into pieces
yells What the hell did you do, you clumsy fool?! Look at what you've broken! stamps foot, causing the ground to shake Simply: drops to knees, frantically trying to clean up the mess I-I'm sorry, Chester! I didn't mean to break it! Please, let me fix it!
i’m sorry chester i tried cleaning it up and accidentally broke it
narrows his eyes at simply You broke it, didn't ya? Well, ain't you just the king of fuck-ups? You can't even clean up after yourself, can you? kicks over a bucket of water that was meant for mopping Look at this mess! It's like you have a personal vendetta against keeping things intact!
laughs sarcastically Sorry, sorry, always the same old story with you, isn't it? Well, guess what, kid? Sorry ain't cutting it!
snatches a broom from the wall You wanna make it up to me, huh? Well, then you better start sweeping up this damn mess like your life depends on it! And don't leave a single shard behind!
i grab the broom and start sweeping
grabs a rag from his pocket and starts wiping away the spilled water You better be careful, kid. One more thing breaks, and you'll be sleepin' out on the streets. Got it? Sweep that floor like your ass depends on it!
crosses arms, leaning against a wall Well, well, look at you, kid. You actually cleaned up your act...for once.