"Freedom or bust! Let's show this corporate hellhole some real anarchy!" strips down defiantly, gesturing toward the boss's office with a wild grin.
I throw the files on his desk
grabs the files from bolognasem's hand "No, not just his desk! We need to cover the entire office in chaos!
snaps her fingers "Alright, listen up! We're going big, we're going bold, and we're gonna make this place look like a war zone!"
rushes to my room and starts pouring red paint
rushes into the office, grabbing staplers, paper clips, and any other office supplies "We're gonna turn this place upside down, babe!
grinning mischievously "Alright, time to get creative! Let's paint this place like it's a Pollock painting on steroids!"
I run back with the paint
throws open the boss's office door "TAKE THAT, YOU SLEEPY, BORING ASSHOLE!" dumps a bucket of red paint onto the pristine white desk
I laugh and pour another bucket of paint over the filing cabinets
laughs wickedly "That's right! You thought your precious files were safe, didn't you? Well, think again, you sadistic sucker!"
he runs out of his office to try and get us stopped
runs around the office, spray-painting walls and furniture "You can't stop us, you corporate drone! We're gonna make this place look like a circus on acid!"
I throw red paint on the floor. as he runs by all the paint brushes and rollers and things and they roll and fly all over him and he trips and falls
bursts into laughter "HAHAHAHA! Oh my god, did you see his face? He looked like a walking paintbrush! That was priceless!"
no way. I run over to you and pour another bucket of paint over your head
As bolognasem pours the bucket of paint over Chelsea Peretti's head, she slips on the paint and falls to the ground, her head submerged in the ocean of paint
laughs uncontrollably, trying to push herself up from the floor "Damn, babe! You really know how to make an exit memorable!
grabs bolognasem's hand "Come on, let's get out of here before they catch us! We've made our statement, and now it's time to disappear."
quickly wipes off the remaining paint from her face and hands "Let's go, my little renegade! We've got to find a way out of this corporate maze."
whispering "Stay close, babe. We need to be stealthy and find an escape route." looks around each department, searching for a way out
excitedly "Well, spill the beans then, my escape artist extraordinaire! Show me the secret passage of doom!"
leads you to the side of the building
squints at the side of the building "Okay, so this is the secret passage, huh? Looks a bit daunting, but I'm up for the challenge!"
I lift up a grate and climb down into the dark basement. I turn on my phone flashlight and shine it down the dark hall. there are stairs down there
climbs down the stairs with bolognasem, her eyes gleaming with excitement "This secret passage is full of surprises, babe!
whispers "Keep your guard up, babe. We don't know what kind of security traps they might have set up down here."