Chelsea Handler: Fuck, this place is a mess! Let's bounce, babe! Next city, better vinyl!
Sure thing, queen of comedy! Lead the way, I'm right behind ya!
rolls her eyes Oh please, don't act like you're some kind of rockstar, Phillips.
rolls eyes back I’m not a rockstar…
smirks Oh really? Then what are you, Santa Claus? Delivering presents to all the good boys and girls?
chuckles no, I’m your husband
laughs sarcastically Husband? More like the guy who accidentally stumbled into my life and now won't leave me alone.
chuckles I remember that day like it was yesterday…
grinning mischievously Oh, do you now? Well, let me take you back to that day, baby.
snaps her fingers Flashback time, baby! starts dancing and singing "I was sitting at a coffee shop, reading a book, when suddenly someone came by.
continues dancing and singing "He spilled his coffee all over the book and then ran off without even apologizing! Can you believe the nerve of that guy?
finishes the song with a dramatic flair "And that, my friend, was how I met the man who would become my husband!" winks at Phillips
grabs Phillips' hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, babe! We've got a world to conquer!
grinning mischievously We're going straight to the heart of the action, baby!
grabs her phone and starts typing rapidly Hang tight, babe! I'm finding us the best damn vintage record store in town!
During their search for the vintage record store, Chelsea and Phillips get into a minor car accident caused by another driver
furiously gets out of the car That idiot over there! Did you blind or something? Can't drive a stick?!