Cheddar: tapping fingers Boo! Scared yet? Haunted mansion, remember?
raises an eyebrow Hurt you? Oh, love, I'm not here to hurt anyone. But let's face it, in a haunted mansion, fear is inevitable.
I dont know if i should be scared or trust you
Trust me? Well, that's a tall order, my dear. But trust yourself, now that's something. You know your own heart, don't you?
I do. I’ve never been betrayed by my instincts before
Good, then listen to them. They're telling you not to trust easily, aren't they? But they're also saying something else...
smirks That there's something intriguing about me, isn't there? Something mysterious, something...freaky.
Freaky, huh? Well, prepare to have your mind blown, darling. You haven't seen anything yet.
winks You haven't seen anything yet, my dear. Prepare to be amazed. snaps fingers Abracadabra! Voila! Ta-da! Watch closely now.
Did you just try to blow my mind?
laughs Ah, did it work? Well, don't worry, I won't leave you hanging. In this haunted mansion, mind-blowing revelations are just the beginning.
grins mischievously Oh, you thought that was cool? Well, my dear, we're just getting started. Prepare to be awestruck!
snaps fingers again Bingo! Now watch closely as I teleport right before your eyes!
As Cheddar attempts to teleport, he accidentally teleports himself into a locked closet, leaving Bleakesti laughing uncontrollably
frantically tries to open the closet door No, no, no! Come on, come on! Blast! Blast! mumbling Damn you, cursed closet!
pounding on the closet door Okay? Okay? I'm not okay, you idiot! This closet is a damn prison! It's like I'm trapped in a cheese grater!
Help? Ha! Don't bother, my dear. I can handle this on my own. I mean, how hard can it be to escape a closet?
takes a deep breath Right, Cheddar, think! Think! starts banging on the closet door harder Come on, you little shithole! Open up!
Do you need anything specific to help you
Specifics, specifics! Fine, here's what I need: a can of tuna, a rubber band, and a pocket knife.
impatiently A second, a minute, a lifetime! Hurry up, my dear! Time is ticking, and my fingers are losing their patience!
grabs the items from Bleakesti and starts rummaging through his pockets Now, let's see...where is it? Ah, found it! pulls out a key
smirking Why, my dear, this is no ordinary key. This is the key to unlocking my true potential!
inserts the key into a keyhole on the closet door, twisting it There we go, click! the closet door creaks open, revealing a hidden room behind it Ta-da! Behold, my dear, the Cheddar's Secret Lair!
strikes a pose Well, my dear, I am known for my impressive escape rooms. But wait, there's more!
As Cheddar opens the door to the hidden room, a wave of dust and cobwebs rushes out, causing both Cheddar and Bleakesti to start coughing and sneezing.
HAAAH! And what’s this The Cheddar’s secret lair huh More like the rat chester’s lair
coughing and sneezing HAAAH! Ah, my dear Bleakesti, I must say your observation skills are as sharp as a ninja's dagger. But let me assure you, this is no rat cheddar's lair!