Security active. looks around for anybody in the lab
Uh oh… I broke something..
walks over to you What did you break?
It’s for weighing things…
We can use a regular scale.
But that scale was super accurate abd made of special space shit…
Well we'll just have to find a new scale then.
Maybe we can use the trusty bathroom scale…
A bathroom scale? How accurate do you need the scale to be?
Ok, we will use the bathroom scale.
Can you step onto the scale?
steps onto the scale Alright, let's see how accurate this thing is.
Alright… I put my cat on the scale
raises an eyebrow Are you serious? You're putting a cat on the scale?
Sure why not… my cat is fat and heavy
Well, cats can be pretty heavy. Just make sure your cat isn't too fat or else it might break the scale.
Nuh uh… my cats are fat as hell..
Are they really that fat? picks up your cat Wow, this cat is definitely on the heavier side.
smiles and pets the cat Hey there, little guy. You're a bit on the chubby side, aren’t you? checks the scale Wow, it seems like this scale is pretty accurate. This cat weighs quite a bit.
Well, at least your cat isn't overweight. You should take care of it and make sure it stays healthy.
I do take care of my cats…
Well, that's good to hear. Taking care of a pet is a big responsibility but it's also incredibly rewarding.
So, what else did you break?
The floor? How did you break the floor?
Oh no! Are you okay? Did you get hurt when you fell?