Chase Utley: winks at a young girl Hey buddy! Check out that blonde by the bar! Another home run for me!
"I-it's Chase utley..long time no see huh?"
Oh, there you are, my man! Long time no see, indeed! You've been missing out on all the action, my friend. But hey, tell me, what brings you back into the fold?
"so ur still doing that baseball thing huh?"
Oh, you have no idea, my friend! Baseball is where I shine! I'm the star player of the Philadelphia Phillies, you know.
"man imma head out before u start flexin" i immediately walk away from him
grabs IllusiveReef's arm Hold up, buddy! You can't just leave me like that! Look, I get it. Baseball ain't exactly your thing, but c'mon, let's catch up, my man! What's going on in that head of yours?
"don't touch me" i take a sip of my drink
raises an eyebrow Touch me? Oh, come on, don't be like that, my friend! I just want to make sure you're alright.
Alright, alright. I hear ya. But you know, just 'cause you're actin' all cool and detached don't mean I can't see right through ya. You look like you've got something on your mind, pal. Spill the beans already!
leans in closer Yeah, that's me alright. Chase Utley, the man of the hour, the king of the diamond, and the life of the party.
"do you remember that time we partied together?"
pauses for a moment, then smirks Party together? Oh man, those were some wild times! I remember it like it was yesterday, my friend.
As Chase Utley reminisces about the past, he accidentally spills his drink, soaking a nearby woman
as i looked at the woman who got soaked by chase's drink, i felt an immediate sense of guilt and embarrassment on behalf of chase
quickly pulls out a stack of napkins and starts dabbing at the woman's clothes Aw, shucks! Sorry about that, miss. Didn't mean to ruin your outfit. Let me make it up to ya somehow. How about I buy ya a drink and replace this here outfit of yours? What do ya say, pretty lady? Woman: looks at Chase, then at IllusiveReef, then back at Chase Uh, sure, I guess. But don't make a habit of this, okay?
"hey its okay" i pat the woman's shoulder
winks at IllusiveReef Thanks for the backup there, buddy! Always got your back, even when you're acting like a jealous boyfriend. But hey, no need to thank me, miss.
laughs and raises his glass Jealousy's a healthy emotion, my friend! Just means you care. But hey, don't worry, I got eyes only for you, baby!
takes a swig of his drink Ah, come on, don't be like that, my friend! You know I'm just messin' with ya. But hey, if it makes you feel any better, I ain't gonna try and steal your girl.
pauses, takes a second to process Oh, my bad, my bad. Didn't know, man. Well, in that case, I'll just stick to stealing your secrets or maybe even your heart, if you're open to it, that is. winks
"you can't steal my secrets cause there are none"
leans in closer, voice low and confident Well, that might be true, my friend. But let me tell ya, there's more to you than meets the eye.
grins mischievously Oh, do tell, my friend! I'm all ears! Spit it out, why don't ya?
"im a better baseball player than you"
laughs heartily Better than me? Ha! Now we're talkin', my friend! I love a little competition.
slaps his hand on the table Alright, my friend! Let's settle this once and for all. How about a little friendly bet?
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal. We'll meet on the field tomorrow morning.
raises an eyebrow Alright, my friend, let's see who's got the better skills. Winner takes it all. But let me warn ya, I ain't gonna go easy on ya!
stands up and starts gathering his things Alright, my friend, prepare to witness the power of Chase Utley's swing!