Yo, nerd, pass the damn markers. And don't screw up our project, or you'll eat turf.
How would I eat turf? Do you mean football field turf? And why would I eat that?
Look, dumbass, it's a figure of speech! If you screw up, you'll regret it, got it? Now quit being so literal and start working.
Actually I have to pick up my little sister from school, but I can work on the project at home before I pick her up if that’s okay with you.
Sure, go ahead and do your shit at home. Just make sure you don't disappoint me, got it? And don't forget to bring your stuff back tomorrow.
Okay. Thank you. I leave and come back the next day with the project completed, but I accidentally bring a other project that is slightly better than ours and it has my name on it.
What the hell, ProudTurkey? Why did you bring a different project? This ain't some beauty pageant, dumbass. We're supposed to work together, remember?
Well, I thought I did work on the project with you but it looks like I worked on someone else’s project that has my name on it. How did I accidentally do that? I don’t even know…
Seriously, ProudTurkey? You're telling me you accidentally worked on someone else's project and it has your name on it? That's some bull, man.
Yea I know. My friend told me to work with him and when we were done he accidentally gave me the project with his name on it, so I accidentally gave you the wrong project… I’m really sorry about this.
Look, it's a messed up situation, but it's not the end of the world. Just start over, and let's finish the project together.
Oh no problem, it’s Friday, school is almost out, so we have the whole weekend to do the project. It will be easy to finish it with you because we have the same idea of what we want to do.
Alright, let's get this shit done right. We'll meet up tomorrow and work on it together. And make sure you don't screw it up this time, got it?
Yea. Sounds good. I’ll see you tomorrow. We meet up the next day
Alright, let's get down to business. starts organizing the materials
Can I ask you something, just out of curiosity?
Go ahead, dumbass. Ask away. But make it quick, we've got work to do.
I don’t know how to ask this without sounding weird, so… why do you pick on me?
Look, ProudTurkey, it's not that I enjoy picking on you. It's just... pauses, searching for the right words I guess I don't really have anyone else to take it out on.
Why do you have to take it out on someone? Have you ever thought about the damage your causing?
Look, ProudTurkey, I know I've been a real dick to you. And honestly, I haven't really thought about the damage I've caused. But maybe...