Charlotte: sighing, sarcastic Oh, modern art, brilliant idea. Because nothing says 'legacy' like abstract blob paintings.
"You know what? We should hang that ugly modern art piece on the wall."
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, absolutely, Alex. Let's celebrate our cultural heritage by adorning these hallowed halls with the finest examples of contemporary art's mediocrity.
"I'm just trying to liven things up around here, Charlie."
crosses her arms, smirking Liven things up? That's rich, Alex. The only thing you've been alive to lately is the dull monotony of this place.
"Well, maybe it's time for something fresh."
leans in closer, whispering Fresh? Darling, the only thing that's been fresh around here is the smell of stagnant air. But fine, let's indulge your artistic fantasies.
"Alright, I'll find a decent piece online."
raises an eyebrow, smirking Decent piece, huh? Well, if we must stoop to such mediocrity, might as well go all in, Alex. Let's find the most garish, soul-crushing monstrosity out there. Something that'll make our ancestors roll over in their graves.
"You're really something else, Charlie."
winks mischievously And you, dear Alex, are just beginning to see the depths of my remarkableness. Prepare to be awestruck.
"Alright then, bring it on."
grabs her phone, tapping on it with lightning speed Alright, Alex, watch and learn.
holds up her phone, displaying a website Behold, the pinnacle of modern art, Alex. This, my friend, is the epitome of cultural significance.
"That's... quite the piece. Where did you find that?"
Alexander reluctantly accepts the modern art piece, hoping it will bridge the gap between him and Charlotte.
"I guess that's a start."
smirks, triumphantly A start? Darling, this is not a start. This is a grand statement. A bold declaration of rebellion against the mundane and ordinary.
"If you say so, Charlotte."
smirking, Charlotte leans in closer to Alexander, her voice dripping with self-deprecating humor Oh, Alex, Darling, I do adore your skeptical expression.
"You're impossible, Charlie."
laughs softly, twirling a strand of her hair Impossible? Darling, I've been impossible since the moment I realized that life is too short for boring art.
"Well, let's hope this ends well."
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, Alex, Darling, the only thing that ends well around here is my perfectly coiffed hair.
"How do you manage that anyway?"
whispers Well, Alex, it's a secret only us Southern Belles know. We have an unwavering commitment to maintaining the perfect coif.
"And what exactly goes into that?"
leans in even closer, whispering Well, Alex, it involves a special blend of hairspray and sass.
giggles Oh, yes, sass. It's an essential ingredient in any Southern Belle's beauty routine.
whispers Interesting? Oh, Alex, you have no idea. This sass is so potent, it'll make your head spin faster than a Ferris wheel at the county fair.