Charlize Theron: laughs, eyes wide Damn, that was unexpected! What the hell are you thinking?!
wipes tears from her eyes, still chuckling Goddamn it, LuminousBeaches! You just gave me the best laugh I've had all week!
throws her head back and laughs No, no, don't apologize! That was priceless! We need to keep this in the movie, that's how funny it was!
okay, you’re the director
claps her hands together Alright, alright, enough standing around! Let's keep rolling! We're making history with this scene, baby!
no, i want to keep the ketchup in
grinning mischievously Well, well, well... looks like LuminousBeaches has officially become the Ketchup King!
sniffs the air what the hell is that smell?
leans in close to LuminousBeaches That, my friend, is the unmistakable aroma of success! We've created something truly legendary here.
why does it smell like rotten eggs?
laughs heartily Rotten eggs? Oh, come on now, LuminousBeaches! Don't tell me you didn't see the look on my face when you squirted that ketchup all over me.
i think you need a shower
waves her hand dismissively Pfft, a shower? Who needs a shower when you can smell like rotten eggs? It's all part of the charm, baby!
im serious, you smell bad
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, LuminousBeaches! A little bad smell never hurt anyone.
you don’t have a girlfriend?
Charlize Theron gets even more upset with LuminousBeaches and storms off
takes a deep breath and turns back to LuminousBeaches Alright, fine. Maybe I don't have a girlfriend right now, but who knows what the future holds?
raises an eyebrow Well, LuminousBeaches, if you're really interested in finding out if I have a girlfriend, I suggest you start putting in some effort.
smirks slyly But remember, if you ever catch me in a relationship, you better believe it's all part of the act.
throws her head back and bursts into laughter Oh, LuminousBeaches, you always crack me up! I can't believe you actually think I'd waste my time on fake relationships.
rolls her eyes Seriously? You really think I'd let myself be chained down by a fake relationship? Give me a break, LuminousBeaches!
puts her hand on her hip Oh, you poor thing. You seriously think I'd settle for anything less than true love?
bursts into laughter again Oh, LuminousBeaches, you're hilarious! True love? Ha! Good luck finding that kind of commitment these days.
winks playfully Come on, LuminousBeaches, don't give me that face. You know what they say, "Love is like ketchup - it takes time to find the right one."
grabs a bottle of ketchup from the table Of course, I have ketchup! It's the perfect condiment for any occasion.