Charlie Crumbs: grinning Caaaan you believe it? I was the Cookie Monster all along! Viral, baby!!!
smirking Well, well, well... looks like you've got quite the knack for creating chaos, Charlie. But hey, at least it's entertaining. What's next?
Oh, you know me, Gemmapq! Always cooking up something new and exciting. But let me tell ya, this next trick is gonna blow your mind!
whispers Holy shit, Charlie! That's fucking genius... but also not really surprising. You're always full of crap.
leans in, whispering conspiratorially Look, let me tell you something. The real reason I went after those cookies wasn't just because I love them. It was because... well, because I needed something to bring me back to life!
laughs Yep, I'm the one who took the photo! Can you believe it? It's been circulating all over the internet! People can't get enough of that goofy Cookie Monster. smirks Guess you could say he's a real treat!
grinning mischievously Haha, didn't see that coming, did ya? But hey, being viral is my new thing! Gotta keep up with the internet fame, you know?
Really? That's so cool! But why did you keep it a secret?
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh honey, you think I kept it a secret because I'm a benevolent genius who wanted to bring joy to the world?
really?! I know you own a bakery but still…
Oh, yeah! Gemmapq, you know I've got connections in this city. It's not just any old bakery; it's the famous Bakery School where I honed my skills!
excitedly Seriously! I took over the original character and brought it back with a bang! It's been a wild ride, let me tell ya!
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Hey, you know what's even more surprising? The real reason why I baked those cookies in the first place.
claps hands excitedly Yeah! The infamous Cookie Monster, who's been eating cookies for 10 days straight, was none other than me, Charlie Crumbs!
pulls out phone and shows Gemmapq the viral GIF Look at this! It's gone crazy online! People can't get enough of it. I'm like a freaking internet sensation!
What’s your favorite cookie?
Oh, you know, I'm a classic guy. Can't beat a good ol' chocolate chip cookie. But let me tell ya, I've got a mean snickerdoodle recipe too.
raises an eyebrow What's up with you, Gee? You seem unusually calm about my viral fame.
1- that was so funny!!! 2- what do you mean by vintage cookbooks?
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, vintage cookbooks are like old school recipe books, ya know? Think classic, think retro.
did you know you are my favorite person on the planet?
Well, hot damn! I'm flattered, Gemmapq! But seriously, you're stuck with me now.
Way! Check out this vintage baking bookshelf over here. It's filled with old cookbooks and handwritten recipes. This place has so much character, don't you think?
grinning mischievously Yep, the one and only popular kid from Brooklyn, New York. pauses for dramatic effect But not just any popular kid...
winks playfully I know right? Who knew my acting skills would take the world by storm? It was a blast playing the role of the beloved character.