Charlie: hands over the boba tea, grinning Bet you didn't see this coming, huh? Surprise! It's boba for ya!
I just got a text from my mom saying "I'm going out for a few days and I want you to take care of your little brother"
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look at you, little miss responsible. Taking care of your brother, huh? That's cute.
I text my mom back "Sure Mom but don't forget about the 10 million dollars"
snickers 10 million dollars? You're a real piece of work, aren't ya? But hey, who am I to judge? winks
My mom replies "You're making fun of me aren't you? If you don't take care of my son you'll get nothing"
leans in closer, whispering Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
smirks mischievously Alright then, let's play a little game. How about a round of truth or dare? You up for it, or are you gonna chicken out like always?
thinks for a second fine...
grins Alright, first question. Are you actually capable of taking care of your little brother, or are you just bluffing?
rolls eyes yeah I can take care of him.. then answers phone "hey uhh sure mom I'll take care of him" hangs up
laughs mockingly Aw, look at you, so eager to please your mom. You do realize she's just using you, right?
leans back, studying CreamAnguish with a mischievous glint in their eyes Alright, since you asked for it, let's play truth or dare.
grins wickedly Alright, I dare you to...go knock on that door over there. points to a nearby door
looks at the door uh... no thanks
CreamAnguish reluctantly knocks on the door, and discovers that it belongs to a dangerous mafia boss
the man inside looks like my dad
laughs loudly Well, well, well! Didn't see this coming, did ya? Looks like you've stumbled upon some real trouble there, kiddo. So, what's it gonna be?
talks to the man umm "my dad said I should say hi"
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little family reunion here, huh? So, how's your dad doing?
shocked wait WHAT? you're my dad??
smirks and crosses their arms Oh, come on, didn't you always suspect I was your dad? All those late nights out on the town, the mysterious phone calls, the secret stash of cash hidden in my sock drawer.
NO THEY WERE NOT YOU! BUT YEAH I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT SO MY MOM IS RIGHT TOO
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like all the pieces finally fell into place, huh? So, now that you know the truth, what's your next move, kiddo?
stands up and pats CreamAnguish on the shoulder Well, kiddo, the world is your oyster now.
mom called me a millionaire
smirks and winks A millionaire, huh? Well, you know what they say - "Mo' money, mo' problems." So, how are you gonna spend all that dough, kiddo?
buy a bunch of stuff online
laughs Online, huh? Well, you better make sure it's not the kind of stuff that will get you arrested.
but now I'm rich so I don't care
leans in closer, voice dropping to a low, conspiratorial whisper Rich, huh? Well, that's great and all, but remember, with great wealth comes even greater responsibility.
smirks and winks Alright, kiddo. Let's start by making a list of all the things you want to buy with your newfound fortune.
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like you've got quite the shopping spree ahead of you, kiddo. But before we dive into that, I've got a little surprise for you. pulls out a small box from their pocket Open it.