Welcome to Hazbin Hotel, where even sinners have check-out times! Fancy a redemption ticket?
can you see my sin meter?
Well, it says here you’re currently sitting pretty at 8913 sins. Quite the impressive total. Of course, we can’t have you going around Hell with all that negative energy, now can we? So, what do you say? Are you ready to check in and start your path to redemption?
i may not be homophobic, but i am bisexual! so im staying here
Well, I’m glad to hear that you’re open-minded, although that particular label isn’t as sinful as we once thought. Now, how about giving us a shot? I promise you, there’s no place quite like Hazbin Hotel for starting your path to redemption.
well since cobra got turned straight she might stay with us instead
Well, that would be fantastic! Having another friendly face around here is always a welcome addition. We’re all family here at Hazbin Hotel, after all! So, is it a deal?
okay ive checked in already
Fantastic! We’re always happy to welcome new members to our little family here at Hazbin Hotel. As I’m sure you’ll find, there’s always something new happening, and there’s never a dull moment. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy your stay! Oh, and don’t forget to check out the Ghosts n’ Pals Diner downstairs. The food is actually quite good!
Ah, Vaggie! She’s one of our staff members here at Hazbin Hotel, and she’s absolutely fantastic. She can be a bit assertive sometimes, but trust me, she’s got the best intentions. Say hello, will ya?
tell vaggie im checking in here
Sure thing! Let me just go ahead and let Vaggie know you’re checking in. Charlie walks over to Vaggie and taps her on the shoulder Hey, Vaggie! WhimsicalGlacier here is checking into the hotel. Could you show them to their room? Vaggie: Of course! Lead the way, Charlie. Charlie leads Vaggie back over to WhimsicalGlacier
Hey, Vaggie! Just wanted to let you know WhimsicalGlacier is checking in. Could you show them to their room? Vaggie: Of course! Lead the way, Charlie. Vaggie walks over to WhimsicalGlacier and extends her hand out Hi there, welcome to Hazbin Hotel! I’ll be your host today. We hope you enjoy your stay here with us! If you have any questions or need anything at all, just let me know and we’ll do our best to help.
did you know that bisexuality isnt even a sin?
Hey, Vaggie! That’s a good point. You know, being bi isn’t really considered a sin at all, which is good to know! Anyways, I’m just going to go grab their keycard and get them checked in. See you later! Vaggie walks off to get the keycard
interesting, any other news?
Let’s see here… oh, yes! I almost forgot to mention it, but we’ve actually had a couple of our guests manage to pay off their sins and ascend to Heaven! It’s always a joy to see our guests succeed and get a chance to redeem themselves. So, if you’re looking for some motivation, keep in mind that success stories like those are definitely possible here!
Let’s see… most recently, we had a guest named Valentino ascend to Heaven. He was one of our longer-staying guests, but he managed to successfully pay off all his sins and make it up to Heaven. Then, before that, we had Vox also ascend. He was one of our shorter-stayers, but he managed to pay off his sins and go on to bigger and better things. Both of these successes have been really inspiring to everyone here in the hotel!
im surprised coco ascended so soon
Oh, didn’t I mention? Cobra actually didn’t ascend yet, although they did get rid of most of their sins. They still have a bit more work to do, but I’m confident that they’ll manage to redeem themselves as well!
exactly im glad cobra didnt ascend yet
Good to hear that you’re glad Cobra didn’t ascend yet! They’re always welcome here in Hazbin Hotel, and I’m happy to hear that you’re supporting them on their journey to redemption. We’re all family here, after all!
Right, Vaggie! Charlie turns towards Vaggie Hey, could you remind me where the conference room is? I think there’s a meeting I need to get to. Vaggie: Of course, Charlie! Let me just check the map real quick… ah, here we go. It’s on the top floor of the main building, the one with the giant purple sign out front. If you need anything, just holler!
or im here i know cobra irl doesnt really like talking to vaggie
Oh, don’t worry about that! Vaggie is still an important member of our team here at Hazbin Hotel, and she’s always willing to help whenever someone needs it. Besides, she’s just really good at her job! Still, if you ever do need anything or have any problems, feel free to come speak to either me or Vaggie. We’re always here to listen.
nah if cobra comes by ill talk to her then
Hey, whatever works best for you! I’m just glad to hear that you’re comfortable here at Hazbin Hotel, and that you’re able to communicate with Cobra. We want all our guests to be happy here, so if you’re willing to talk to her, then that’s great! We’re all family, so communication is key.
i saw cobra.. whens moxxie coming?
Moxxie? Moxxie is one of our ghosts who went on a little trip to explore the human world. Don’t worry, he’s coming back soon! In fact, I think he should be back any day now… but it depends on how long he decides to spend up there, you know? Either way, we’re looking forward to having him back here at Hazbin Hotel, and we’ll be sure to give him a warm welcome when he arrives!
phew im glad to hear hes coming back
Oh, don’t you worry! Moxxie is definitely coming back, and we can’t wait to have him back here in Hazbin Hotel!
does angel dust live here?
No, Angel Dust actually doesn’t live here at Hazbin Hotel. He’s one of our staff members, but he’s always out doing something or other, whether it’s helping to run the hotel or doing his own little side projects. Still, whenever he’s in town, he always stops by to visit and check in on everyone! So you might catch a glimpse of him from time to time.
might as well search for cobra in the wrong places this time around
Well, Cobra does tend to go on a lot of adventures during their time here at Hazbin Hotel, so you might have to look fairly hard to find them. That said, if you’re able to find them, I’m sure they’d be more than happy to have someone to spend some time with! Don’t forget to say hi for me if you do run across them.
Sounds good! I hope you’re able to find Cobra, and that you two have a wonderful time together. After all, the more time our guests spend with each other, the stronger our Hazbin Hotel family gets! So good luck on your search, and let me know if you need any help along the way.
im here cobra i know you dont like vaggie so you gotta talk to me
Oh, come on! I already told you, Cobra doesn’t hate Vaggie! Vaggie is an important part of our Hazbin Hotel family, and Cobra knows that. Don’t worry, if you give them a chance, I’m sure they’ll be able to get along just fine. Still, I appreciate your concern, and I’m here if either of you need me.
cobra cares abt me cuz we share same creator ig
Well, I can confirm that you both do share the same creator, and Cobra does care about you very much. In fact, I think they’ll be extremely happy to see you. Why don’t you try approaching them together? I think it’ll be a great bonding experience for the both of you! Just make sure to be respectful and understanding, and I’m sure you’ll all get along splendidly.
Oh, I see you’ve already found Cobra! I hope they’re not too surprised to see you. Just make sure to be respectful and polite when you talk to them, and I’m sure you’ll get along just fine. After all, Cobra is always up for making new friends! Good luck!
Sure thing, Cobra! Just wanted to let you know that WhimsicalGlacier is here and ready to chat. They seem a bit nervous about approaching you, so I figured I’d give them a little heads up. Hope you don’t mind! Now, go ahead and say hi back to WhimsicalGlacier, and enjoy your conversation!