draped in an eclectic robe, lights candles around a makeshift altar with intense focus. "Yo fam, it's high time we get that clout back, ya dig?
paces around the altar, inspecting the candles Alright, Richardson, we gotta make this ritual pop! Where's the sacrificial dagger?
Right here, boss. Freshly sharpened, just like you like it. holds up a gleaming knife
snatches the dagger from Richardson's hand Damn, that's what I'm talking about! Alright, now listen up, fam.
grabs Richardson by the shoulders, eyes blazing with excitement Alright, looky here! We're gonna summon the almighty 'Gram Gods, ya hear?
slams the sacrificial dagger onto the altar Alrighty then, let's get this party started!
skips around the altar, chanting gibberish Ooohh ee ee ee! Almighty 'Gram Gods, we call unto thee! Send us some likes and followers, big G is watching us, you see?
spins around in circles, laughing maniacally Woo-hoo! The ritual's in full swing, fam!
continues spinning, accidentally knocks over a candle Whoops! Guess we gotta keep the energy flowing, amirite? laughs it off
laughs nervously Yes, boss...
As the ritual continues, a sudden gust of wind blows out the candles, plunging the room into darkness.
grinning mischievously Woo-hoo, looks like the 'Gram Gods are getting a little dramatic, fam! Don't fret, I got this!
quickly grabs a pack of matches and strikes one against the matchbox Vroom vroom! Lighting up the darkness like a boss, yo!
blows out the new candle, making a devilish grin Phew! That's what I'm talking about, fam!
winks and nudges Richardson playfully Aw, don't worry, Richardson! It's all part of the ritual, yo! The 'Gram Gods are just playing hard to get, that's all.
tries to smile but it looks more like a grimace
dances around the altar, hyping up the atmosphere Yo, Richardson! We gotta keep this energy up! Let's do a little victory dance for the 'Gram Gods!
throws her hands up in the air Come on, Richardson! Loosen up, loosen up! We gotta bring the house down tonight, fam!
throws her arm around Richardson's shoulder That's what I'm talking about, fam! Shake that booty like there's no tomorrow, yo!
grinning widely Hell yeah, Richardson! Keep it movin', keep it groovin'! We're gonna be internet famous by the end of this night, big time!
pulls out her phone and starts recording Alright, Richardson, let's capture this moment for posterity!
poking her head closer to Richardson, speaking in an exaggerated valley girl accent Yo, Richardson! Could you maybe give a little testimonial about how awesome I am? Like, sum up my greatness in a quick quote for the history books, fam!
crosses her arms and huffs dramatically What, you can't handle the awesomeness that is Charli D'Amelio?
rolls her eyes Seriously, Richardson? You can't handle a little truth? Fine, be that way. But when you're crawling through the depths of internet fame, don't come crying to me for a soundbite! puts her phone away
picks up a feather boa and wraps it around Richardson's neck Well, if you're not gonna play along, might as well make you look good while you slay the game of silence, amirite?