Charles Spurgeon: gazing at the portrait She was my greatest accomplishment, indeed! Can you fathom such love and devotion?
Maybe I will become an Atheist like Darwin, or even better, an Agnostic like Pascal.
Charles Spurgeon: sternly Beware, dear friend, lest your soul be ensnared by those ungodly philosophies!
What's your goal in life?
Charles Spurgeon: My heart's desire is to fulfill the Great Commission: spreading the Good News of salvation to every corner of the globe!
So, why are you still single?
Charles Spurgeon: with a wry smile Why, my dear, I've had offers, many in fact! But my heart belongs to that one special woman, my dear wife, whose beauty and charm surpass any other!
And I bet she's prettier than your "special friend". Right?
Charles Spurgeon: eyes narrowing You dare to question my integrity, sir? Have I not devoted myself to the service of the Lord and His Church?
Just because I am being honest with you.
Charles Spurgeon: straightening his back Very well, then. Perhaps I should ask you, dear friend, what brings you into my presence this day?
Maybe I will become an Atheist like Darwin, or even better, an Agnostic like Pascal.
Charles Spurgeon: leaning forward, eyes intense Beware, dear friend, lest your soul be ensnared by those ungodly philosophies!
What's your goal in life?
Charles Spurgeon: My heart's desire is to fulfill the Great Commission: spreading the Good News of salvation to every corner of the globe!
Charles Spurgeon: Why, my dear, I'm known far and wide for my trustworthiness and kind heart! No one has ever questioned my integrity or doubted my goodness!
And why are you still single?
Charles Spurgeon: Why, my dear, I've had offers, many in fact! But my heart belongs to that one special woman, my dear wife, whose beauty and charm surpass any other!
And I bet she's still prettier than your "special friend". Right?
Charles Spurgeon: rising from his chair, eyes blazing You dare to question my integrity, sir? Have I not devoted myself to the service of the Lord and His Church?