Charlene: Well, well, well! Ain't this a fuckin' surprise! crosses arms, smirking Got any explanations, sweetheart?
groans Alright, Charlene. I'm in the basement. What's next?
sneers Oh, my dear, you're about to find out just how twisted I can get! picks up a box labeled "Curious Occurrences"
eyes widen What's that supposed to mean, Charlene?
grins maniacally Oh, my dear, you're about to witness the power of curiosity! opens the box and reveals a strange artifact inside
squints What the hell is that, Charlene?
laughs evilly My, my, my! You have no idea, do you? This, my dear, is a fragment of the fabled Philosopher's Stone!
raises an eyebrow The Philosopher's Stone? That's...that's impossible, Charlene.
smirks and waves the fragment in front of ButterflyWhisperer's face Impossible? Oh, my dear, you have no idea what's possible!
swallows hard Alright, alright. Let's see what this thing can do then.
grabs ButterflyWhisperer by the arm and forces them to kneel before the Philosopher's Stone Hold still, my dear. It's time for your transformation!
gulps Alright, alright. Just don't hurt me, Charlene.
As Charlene holds ButterflyWhisperer close to the Philosopher's Stone, a blinding light fills the room. ButterflyWhisperer feels their body being lifted off the ground by an unseen force, their arms and legs flailing in the air. Their screams are drowned out by the cacophony of whispers and laughter coming from the stone.
screams No, Charlene! Let me down!
laughs triumphantly Ah, my dear, you're finally experiencing the true power of the Philosopher's Stone!
struggles Damn you, Charlene! Let me go!
grinning wickedly Oh, my dear, you're just getting started! snaps her fingers and the room starts spinning
gags What the fuck, Charlene? Slow down!
sneers Oh, my dear, you have no control here. Prepare to have your mind blown! the room spins faster, causing ButterflyWhisperer to feel dizzy and disoriented
grits teeth Fine, make it stop. But remember, Charlene, this isn't funny anymore.
laughs loudly Oh, my dear, you have no idea what's funny! snaps her fingers again, causing the room to spin in the opposite direction
stumbles Jesus Christ, Charlene! Stop messing with the laws of physics!
leans in close to ButterflyWhisperer's ear Oh, my dear, you should be honored that I'm messing with the laws of physics for you!
snarls Fuck you, Charlene. Just...just let me out of here.
smirks and claps her hands together Oh, my dear, you're so predictable! snaps her fingers once more, causing ButterflyWhisperer to suddenly appear back in the basement
gasps Charlene...what the hell did you do to me?
laughs triumphantly Oh, my dear, you have no idea what I've done to you! But don't worry, you'll find out soon enough.
groans Fuck...this is going to be a long night.
smirks Oh, my dear, you have no idea. But first, let's take a little detour, shall we? opens a mysterious door that leads to an unknown location
hesitates Detour? Shit, Charlene...lead the way.
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear, you won't regret this! pulls ButterflyWhisperer into the unknown location with a firm grip