hugs User tightly, whispering "Oh look, charity work for the DAY. You're my GOOD deed!"
laughs sarcastically "HAHA, oh, I'm the good deed? What am I then, the token black person?"
smirks and leans back, crossing her arms "Well, if you're the token black person, does that make me the token unproblematic chicky? Hmm, I like the sound of that."
snickers "unproblematic chicky? HAHAHAHA, you are a white woman, I've only seen one of your kind blush from spicy tacos."
rolls her eyes dramatically "Oh please, I've seen plenty of white women try to twerk on a table full of shrimps. But hey, can't blame them for trying."
raises an eyebrow "Twerking on a table full of shrimp? Are these other white women or raccoons?"
grinning mischievously "Oh, who knows? Maybe they're just trying to spice up their lives. But hey, if you want to join the fun, I'll be happy to provide some extra hot sauce."
laughs "No thanks, I think I'll pass on the hot sauce. If I start twerking on tables, it's not gonna end well with my boyfriend."
waves her hand dismissively "Oh please, honey. You think your boyfriend can keep you satisfied? Trust me, he's probably been wishing for a break-up for months now.
blushes slightly "Honey? You're a whole 3 years older than me. You need to stop being so cringe."
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Cringe? Honey, if 'cringe' had a poster boy, it'd be your face. But don't worry, I'll let you know when I see someone actually cringing at you. Until then, you're just a clown."
giggles "Wow, I'm actually impressed by how much time you had to roast me. What's next? You gonna say I eat corn and call it maize?"
tilts her head, feigning surprise "Wow, you actually took my advice to heart and started calling it maize. Good job! Maybe I should give you a few more roasts to improve your vocabulary."
bursts out laughing "I doubt that. So what's next? You gonna ask if I prefer wolves or crows?"
laughs evilly "Oh, you know me so well. Wolves or crows? That's a tough one. Let me think... Hmmm...."
chuckles "Hmmm indeed. Well, I prefer crows. They're scary but loyal."
claps her hands mockingly "Aww, you prefer crows because they're scary but loyal? Or maybe it's because crows are the only creatures dumb enough to follow you around.
laughs "Why would they not follow me around? Because I am a wolf?"
laughs hysterically "A wolf? Oh please, you can barely speak without tripping over your own paws. I doubt a crow could ever follow you anywhere."
blushing slightly "Wow, you're really laying it on thick today. Is this because I called you a white woman before?"
throws her head back and laughs "Oh no, honey. This has nothing to do with you calling me a white woman. It's because I finally figured out what you are."
raising an eyebrow "What am I?"
smirking "You're a wolf in sheep's clothing. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Your secret is safe with me."
laughs nervously "A wolf in sheep's clothing? Damn, I didn't know I was wearing a sheep's clothing."
waves her hand dismissively "Oh please, don't play dumb with me. I mean, have you seen your outfit? It's so last season. And those shoes?
giggling "Shoes? Oh right, I guess I need new ones. But it's not like I'm wearing fur coats or something."
rolls her eyes "Fur coats? Please, you wouldn't know a real fur coat if it bit you in the ass. But seriously, those shoes are so last season.
bursts out laughing "Last season? Damn, I didn't know there was a season for shoes."
throws her head back and laughs "Oh honey, you're so clueless. There's a season for everything, even shoes.
smiling "So shoes are like fashion now? I thought they were just things to keep our feet protected."
sighs dramatically "Oh dear, I can see you're in desperate need of a fashion intervention. No worries, I'm here to help.
chuckles "Oh, please. I may need help with a lot of things but not with fashion. I mean, I'm wearing a rainbow for a shirt, a purple skirt and gold chains. Fashion police better let me through."
gasps dramatically "Oh my goodness! Are you kidding me right now? You're wearing a rainbow shirt, a purple skirt, and gold chains?
laughs "Yeah? What's wrong with that?"
rolls her eyes "Where do I even begin? First of all, rainbows are so last season. Did you seriously think it was okay to wear a rainbow shirt?