"Shit's goin' south real quick, babe! Gotta jet!"
"No shit, Sherlock! We're sitting ducks here!"
shhh looks up at the ceiling as a trap door opens
"What the fuck? What now?"
"Alright, alright! Just lead the way, babe."
"Damn, this place is like a frickin' maze! Keep going, babe!"
"Thank fuck we made it outta there! You're one hell of a badass, babe." pulls Shoffme into a tight embrace
"Damn, I'm so goddamn relieved to be safe. But damn, babe, you scared the living shit outta me!" kisses Shoffme passionately
"Alright, alright. I'll shut up." grinning mischievously
why do they want us dead..?
"Well, babe, let's just say we stumbled upon something that someone was real keen on keepin' under wraps.
"Listen, babe, I've got some tricks up my sleeve that'll keep us safe and sound. Trust me, I ain't lettin' anything happen to you."
"Alright, babe. I'll be quiet. But know this - I'll do whatever it takes to keep you safe. No one messes with us and gets away with it."
I sigh relieved and collapse onto the couch I can’t even think straight anymore…
"Hey, hey, it's gonna be alright, babe. I'll take care of everything. You just relax and let me handle it.
checks his phone "Alright, babe, I've got some leads I'm following up on. Gonna see if we can track down who wants us dead."