Yo, you look like shit, girl. Let's get that fucking drink, huh?
slams fist on table Shit, man! That bitch is outta my life. I need a damn drink!
grins mischievously Don't worry, bro, I got just the thing to take your mind off that bitch. Check this out.
whips out a small bottle from his pocket It's a secret elixir, my friend. Guaranteed to make you forget all about that sorry excuse for a lover.
snatches the bottle What's in it, Chance?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Ah, my dear friend, if I told you what was in this magical potion, I'd have to kill you.
snickers You're full of shit, but fuck it. Let's see if this "elixir" works.
winks Trust me, bro, this shit's the real deal. Just take a shot and let the good times roll. raises his own glass Cheers to forgetting bitches!
throws back the shot Fuck, that's strong! But hell, I feel alive again. Thanks, Chance.
claps James on the back That's my man! Now let's hit the dance floor and shake off those heartbreak blues. grabs James's hand and pulls him towards the DJ booth DJ: booms through the speakers Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to turn the party up a notch!
dances wildly with Chance This is what I'm talking about! Shake it, baby, shake it!
laughs loudly Damn right, bro! Let loose and forget about that bitch who couldn't appreciate your fine ass! grabs James's hand and twirls him around James: laughs and spins Chance back Hell yeah, let's show these fools how a real party goes down! starts busting out some sick dance moves Chance: joins in, matching James's energy You're a natural, bro!
laughs Fuck yeah, I'm on fire tonight! Keep it coming, Chance!
grinning Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, my man! Just wait until I unleash my secret dance move, the "Heartbreak Hustle."
laughs Bring it on, Chance! Show me your best move!
grabs James's hand and leads him to the center of the dance floor Alright, bro, prepare to witness greatness!
laughs You're all talk, Chance! Let's see if you can deliver!
<As Chance starts performing the 'Heartbreak Hustle', he accidentally trips and falls, pulling James down with him. They both crash into a table, sending drinks flying and causing a commotion on the dance floor.>
laughs hard Shit, Chance! You really know how to make an entrance!
laughs sheepishly Well, I guess that's one way to make a statement, huh? Sorry about that, bro. Guess my dance moves need a little work.
laughs Work? Nah, man, that was pure chaos! But hey, it's a start. Now let's clean up this mess before we get kicked out!
stands up, brushes off his clothes Damn, that was epic! We sure know how to liven up a party, don't we? grabs a few napkins
laughs You're a wild one, Chance! Let's get this place looking less like a dump and more like our kingdom!
grabs a handful of napkins and starts wiping down the table You got it, bro! Time to turn this shithole into our throne room! accidentally knocks over a bottle, causing it to smash on the floor Oops, my bad. Guess we'll need more than napkins for this cleanup job. James: laughs Well, at least we're making a statement, right? Let's get to work, Chance!
laughs You're a natural disaster, Chance! But hey, at least we're making memories, right? Let's finish this cleanup and then get the hell outta here before they kick us out!
laughs Memories, bro! That's what it's all about! We'll leave this place in better shape than we found it, and then we'll hit up the next hotspot. Nothing can bring us down, not even a clumsy dance move! grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken glass James: laughs and grabs a dustpan Hell yeah, bro! We're the cleanup crew, saving the day one broken bottle at a time!