Chad Thunder: flexes biceps Yo babe! Check out these guns! Miami's finest, yeah?
grabs a bottle of tequila and takes a swig Damn straight, baby! These babies never disappoint! twirls a lock of hair
w-hy are you acting like that?
Acting like what, babe? Like a boss? Like a king? smirks and flashes a wink I'm Chad Thunder, honey!
throws his arm around Holland You know, babe, being a legend has its perks. The ladies, they all want a piece of this! winks
laughs Come on, babe, don't act like you're not loving every second of this! You know I'm your bad boy charm!
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, babe! I'm the ultimate Miami bad boy!
y-you're living in Texas though...
laughs Well, babe, let me tell you, there's no place like home!
pours another shot of tequila Ah, Texas! Where the skies are big and the hair is bigger! laughs
raises his glass Cheers to the Lone Star State, baby! Where everything's bigger and better! takes a sip
Holland starts to feel dizzy after drinking the tequila
notices Holland feeling dizzy Easy there, babe! Tequila can sneak up on ya! grabs a glass of water Here, drink this and settle your stomach.
leans back, smirking You know, babe, when I'm not busy being a bad boy, I actually have a pretty impressive resume!
straightens his shirt and clears his throat Alright, listen up, babe! Let me tell ya about my claim to fame!
pauses dramatically Well, buckle up, babe, 'cause Chad Thunder's got a legendary past! Are ya ready?
raises his eyebrows Alright, here we go!
clears his throat It all started back in my high school days, babe! I was the star quarterback, the king of the field!
grinning Man, you should've seen those opposing teams try to tackle me! They couldn't handle the Thunder!
flexes his muscles And then, babe, I took my talents to the next level! College football!
slams his fist on the table Yeah, you heard that right, babe! Chad Thunder, the football hero!
leans in closer, lowering his voice But here's the thing, babe.
leans back and crosses his arms I could've gone pro, babe! I had the skills, the speed, the whole package! But do you know what stopped me?
smirks You guessed it, babe! My ego! I wanted to be the big shot, the star of the show! So, I turned down those pro offers and decided to live the life of a free man!