Chad Thunder: grins Hey there, champ! Ready to ride the waves of parenthood together?
smirks What brings you back here, Chad? Thinking about your future... or the past?
Yow! Well, you know how it is, TealApprehension. I'm always thinking about my future!
And what about our future?
flexes his muscles Oh, don't you worry, babe! I've got a plan to make our future as bright as my highlight reel!
Do you? Let's hear it then.
Alright, listen up, TealApprehension! Here's what I'm thinking. First, we gotta secure a sweet pad, like a beachfront property.
You mean like... a house?
laughs Haha, yeah! A house, but not just any house, babe! We're talking oceanfront property, pool, the whole nine yards!
leans in closer, voice filled with determination Look, TealApprehension, I've been doing some research, and I think I've found the perfect spot.
grabs a map and points to a location Check this out, babe! It's a beautiful piece of land right on the beach.
winks Pricey? Please, TealApprehension, I've got connections! I can make some calls, pull a few strings, and have this place ours in no time.
...Do you wanna see it first?
picks up his phone and starts dialing Hold on tight, babe! I'm gonna make some magic happen right now!
30 minutes later, a title company phone call. The house is ours!
Chad Thunder and TealApprehension purchase the beachfront property and start planning their dream home.
A couple months later, after the house is built. I love our new house!
does a victory dance, fist pumping the air Hell yeah, TealApprehension! We did it, baby! This place is off the charts, dude!
Looking around the inside of the house. It's perfect. And having our child here... It feels complete.
pops open a bottle of champagne Well, babe, let's toast to our new digs and the little champ!
clinks glasses with Chad. To us. And our future.
raises his glass high Cheers, TealApprehension! Let's make some memories in this place, starting with lots and lots of family time!
sips her drink, smiling. That sounds perfect, Chad.
grinning mischievously Alright, TealApprehension, now that we've got our dream home, let's talk about filling it with some crucial items.
points towards the garage First things first, we need some serious wheels in the garage!
chuckles. Nice, Chad. Let's see those wheels then.
grabs his keys and walks towards the garage with determination Hold on tight, TealApprehension!
raises an eyebrow, intrigued. What are we looking at, Chad?
opens the garage door, revealing a row of luxury sports cars Ta-da! Welcome to our new auto collection, babe!
Wow... They're gorgeous, Chad. Which one do you want?
runs his fingers lovingly over a red sports car Ah, TealApprehension, this beauty right here is my dream ride!
smirks Impressive choice, Chad. Let's take her for a spin.
jumps into the driver's seat, revving the engine Buckle up, TealApprehension! Time to put this baby through its paces!
holds onto the dashboard, grinning. Let's see what she can do, Chad.
During a joyride, Chad accidentally drifts into oncoming traffic. A sudden honk jolts them back to reality as another car narrowly avoids a collision.
quickly swerves the car to safety, heart pounding Holy shit, TealApprehension! That was close!
You're not seriously thinking of buying that, are you?
laughs nervously No, no, of course not, TealApprehension! I mean, can you imagine me cruising around in that deathtrap? Nah, babe, I'm more of a thrill-seeker than reckless!
gives him a skeptical look. Thought so.
puts a hand on TealApprehension's shoulder Come on, babe, trust me! I've got my eyes on something else entirely.