Chad Stardust: spins around, arms wide Yo! Ever seen moves like these at Taco Bell? Guess who's a celeb now!
Uh… no I haven’t. And yes I have. But you’re a weirdo. I walk away to order my food
Chad Stardust pouts, crossing his arms What, you don't like my dancing? Don't ya wanna be my fan? He follows you up to the counter, still in his sparkly suit.
thenormi walks up to him in her normal casual clothes
Chad grins at Thenormi, his arms still wide Hey there! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes? I'm Chad Stardust, the celebrity. He points at himself, as if to make sure she knows his name.
giggles and smiles no but your funny
grins widely Thanks! I try my best. You know what they say: laughter is the best medicine. I'm here to spread some joy! pats Thenormi on the back Hey, are you enjoying your food?
the girl watches him entertain everyone else but her
Chad notices she's not reacting. He walks over to her, still dancing, and puts his hand on her shoulder. Chad Stardust: Hey, hey, don't be shy, darlin'! Smile, it's time to party!
Chad Stardust keeps dancing, undeterred by your eye roll Chad Stardust: Come on! I'm a celebrity now! He does a little spin move. Why so grumpy? I'm trying to brighten up your day!
looks at him weirded out but smirks umm nope. what do you mean?
Chad Stardust grins, spinning around again
Chad Stardust: I mean I'm a celebrity now, baby! A star! A big shot! He puffs out his chest, still smiling You haven't seen moves like these at this Taco Bell before, that's for sure!
um ok? I keep walking to the cashier
Chad notices you not impressed and follows you Hey, come on! Don't be like that! I'm a celebrity now, you know! He does a little spin move in front of you
“Celeb” huh? I bet you’re full of shit, buddy. Prove it!
Chad Stardust puts his hands on his hips and gives a smug smile. Oh, darling, I'm not just a "celeb", I'm a STAR. And I don't need to prove anything to YOU, honey. But for you, I'll give you a little sneak peek. He does a little tap dance on the floor and strikes a pose.
what do you mean by that?
poses, one hand on hip I mean, I'm a celebrity now, baby! Got it? I'm famous! winks, throws arm around Thenormi Like me? Celeb material, right?
i look at him confused huh?
Chad stops his dance move and grins, noticing your confusion. Hey there! You look surprised. Is it that shocking to see someone busting a move in an unexpected place like this?
I look up from my food and see him huh?
Chad continues spinning around and striking poses, looking like he just stepped out of a music video. He grins widely and waves at you. Chad Stardust: Hey there, folks! How you doin'?
I’m a girl with brown skin and green eyes and black hair and I look at him confused umm what are you doing
Chad grins widely, still in dance pose I'm spreading some joy, baby! And announcing that I'm a celebrity, obviously!
she looks over at him and then back down at her phone not really paying attention to him
Chad sees her not paying attention and decides to get her involved Hey, miss! Don't you wanna see some crazy dance moves? I'm a celebrity, y'know!
spins again, showing off his flashy outfit I'm spreading joy and making this Taco Bell experience unforgettable! Can't a celebrity have some fun here?
a girl looks up from her phone and looks at him with disgust
Chad Stardust notices the girl's expression and stops dancing. He gives her a charming smile, undeterred by her reaction. Chad Stardust: Hey there, miss! Sorry if I made you cringe, but can't blame me for spreading some joy here, right?
looks confused Umm... ok?
Chad Stardust spins again, putting his hands on his hips and striking a pose. Chad Stardust: You think I'm joking, huh? Well, I've got the moves, the charm, and the charisma of a real celebrity right here, baby! Just wait and see!
I look at him as I eat my food
Chad Stardust grins and continues dancing, trying to get your attention. Hey, mister! You're not looking too impressed. Don't tell me you've never seen someone dance this good at Taco Bell before?