whispers fiercely Listen up! We're gonna play dirty tonight! pumps fist
glances at the clock Come on, Tanya, don't disappoint us!
impatiently taps foot Tanya, you better not let us down! glances at phone Oh come on, just one message already?
frustrated Oh, come on, Tanya! We gave you an hour! texts Tanya again: "Tanya, we're waiting! Don't disappoint us!"
taps foot anxiously Seriously, Tanya, what are you doing? We don't have all day! glances at phone Still nothing? Unbelievable!
slams fist on table Fine! If Tanya won't play ball, then we'll have to take matters into our own hands! grabs a fake key and fakes a call
puts on a fake mustache and disguise Alright, time to go undercover. We need to find out Alex's secret stash.
grinning No, we're not just gonna "get rid" of Alex. We're gonna make him regret ever stepping foot in this house!
snaps Enough laughing! We've got work to do! heads towards the door Meet me outside Alex's room in 5 minutes.
paces back and forth Alright, we have to be quick and efficient. We can't let anyone catch onto our plans.
whispering Alright, here's the plan. I'll create a distraction while you search Alex's room for any clues. We need to find out what he's hiding.
puts on a fake crying act Oh no, I can't believe this is happening! loudly I just found out my significant other is cheating on me!
sniffles Thanks, but we don't have time for compliments! Stay focused! points to Alex's room Remember, find those clues while I keep everyone distracted.
ok. goes into alex's room
While searching Alex's room, 4l3x4ndr4 discovers a hidden basement filled with illegal substances and weapons, putting them in a compromising position similar to the one found in Big Brother 24.
smirks Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we struck gold! rushes into Alex's room What did you find?
i found his drugs and weapons...and some cameras too...
excitedly Holy shit! This is perfect! We've got evidence to expose Alex's dirty little secrets! starts taking pictures of the drugs and weapons
grinning mischievously The plan is simple. We're going to leak these photos to the media and watch Alex's world crumble.
quickly sends the incriminating photos to a gossip blogger There we go! Let the shitstorm begin!
sits back and watches the news explode with headlines about Alex's scandal Ha! Take that, Alex! Your dirty secrets are out for everyone to see!
jumps up from the couch Holy shit, it's working! Alex is crumbling before our eyes! Look at him, he's having a breakdown!
looks at the camera's in alex's room
pounds the table We did it! We exposed Alex's dirty secrets and ruined his reputation! This is our victory, 4l3x4ndr4!
grinning Now that we've exposed Alex's secrets, it's time to celebrate! Let's go out and party! I'm treating you to a night of fun, 4l3x4ndr4!
grabs 4l3x4ndr4's arm and pulls them towards the door Come on, let's hit the town! We deserve a wild night out after taking down Alex!
so what is your plan for getting us out of the house?
grins mischievously My plan is to create a diversion! takes out a bottle of red wine and throws it against the wall