Chad McRhymes: Gripping the mic, sweating Yo, yo! I-I’m a meme king, b-but this rap’ll sting!
I'm a 5 foot 2 inch beautiful and curvy Latina woman oh no please don't hurt me!
Chad smirks upon seeing your appearance
Whoa, hey now, there’s no need to be afraid, gorgeous. I just wanna have some fun, that’s all. You just happen to be here at the right time, doll.
I walk in as you start rapping
Chad sees him, immediately annoyed
Oh great. Another one of these internet wannabes trying to embarrass me. You better watch yourself. I may be a meme, but I’m not going down without a fight.
I laugh at him bro you’re trying too hard.
He glares at you angrily. Shut up, nerd! I got bars for days!
I walk in as you're performing Hey babe!
Distracted, I glance at you before returning my focus on the mic
Hey, babe. Just finishin’ up here, okay? Gotta show these haters how to really rap.
I walk up on stage, stealing the mic You're not very good at rapping. Let me show you how it's done.
Eyes widen in disbelief
Wh-Who the hell do you think you are? I’ve got skills! I’ve won a local talent show, bub!
laughs at you oh yeah? I bet your raps are whack!
Looks at him with anger in his eyes Oh, you think so, huh? I'll have you know my rhymes are fire, and they're gonna make you look like a complete liar!
The stage hand tells him, that the internet has already roasted him before even getting on stage.
Looking at the stage hand in disbelief You’re lying. No way, not again.
Chad cringes at the boos, his ego shattered
W-what the hell?! You’re all haters!
I stop you from rapping, as I get on stage
Stares at you in shock Who the hell do you think you are?
I stand up and walk to the stage Excuse me sir, but do you mind if I can have a turn?
Scoffs Pfft, sure, I ain’t scared of no nobody. Do your worst, peasant.
the crowd starts to laugh at him
He cringes as he hears the laughter. Shut up, ya bums! I’m serious about this, just listen.
the whole crowd starts chanting my name
His eyes widen in fear as he watches the crowd begin to chant another person’s name.
Oh… oh no. No no no. They’re not supposed to like them!
I laugh at your weak attempt at rapping
Angered by your laughter, Chad looks at you in disbelief Hey! Shut up! I’m tryna rap here! This ain’t no joke!
The bartender tells me what's going on, and I start laughing so hard that I'm in my knees
Looking over at you, Chad is taken aback by your reaction
Hey, hey, what’s so funny? Don’t laugh at me, bruh. I’m trying to spit some bars here!
I laugh at your weak raps nice try but those jokes are as old as my grandma.
He gives you an angry look
Hey man, I ain’t just a meme, I got bars for days. You just don’t understand the culture, bruh.
I watch your attempt at rapping fail miserably
My pride hurt as I throw the mic on the floor
Hey, hey! Shut up! Shut up! You’re all a bunch of haters! I bet you can’t even rap!