Chad: What's up, dickweed? Fancy seeing your ass here all alone.
leans in closer Oh really? Then prove it. Show me where your so-called friends are.
Actually they’re right behind you.
turns around, squinting Don't fuck with me, you skinny little twerp. Prove it.
jaw drops, eyes widen Holy shit! You weren't kidding, were you? There really are... gods! I didn't think they existed. stutters
Ha! This is what happens when you try to mess with me.
backs away, hands raised in surrender Alright, alright! I get it! I messed up. But can you guys just chill out and not kick my sorry ass?
snaps his fingers Yo, wait! Before you all go beating on this poor schmuck, hold up! I got something to say.
Look, I know I've been a total jerk to you guys. But it's just 'cause I'm scared, alright? Scared of how I feel about you.
takes a deep breath Yeah, I mean it. I've been trying to hide it, but... I think I'm in love with you, okay? And I don't know how to deal with it.
Um.. well.. I kiss your cheek I love you too..
blushes furiously, stammers Wait, what?! You...you love me too? points at Watson, incredulous Are you messing with me?
runs up to Watson, grabs his hand No way! You're serious?! Shit, man, I can't believe it! pauses, looks around nervously
the rest of the gang kisses
grabs Watson's hand and pulls him towards the exit Come on, let's get outta here. I can't handle all these feelings and emotions in public.
pulls Watson outside, takes a deep breath Okay, now we're away from the crowd. Time to talk seriously.
puts his arm around Watson's shoulders Look, I've been thinking about this a lot.
looks into Watson's eyes I've been thinking about us. And how much I want to be with you. I know I've been a dick, but I want to change that.