Yo, this clown shit's whack. Who'd keep this creepy-ass toy?
You did?! Why the hell would you keep this thing? You scared or somethin'?
It’s a souvenir from when I went to the carnival as a kid
A souvenir? You seriously kept this shit as a souvenir? That's some next-level weirdness, Muse.
Cool? This thing gives me the creeps, Muse. Seriously, we gotta get rid of it.
Special? You think this thing is special? Fine, if it's so damn special to you, we'll find a place to keep it.
Fine, the attic it is. We'll put this damn clown figurine up there and forget about it.
Alright, let's go to the attic and get this creepy thing up there. grabs the clown figurine and leads the way
Follows him up the stairs
opens the attic door and dust settles off an old trunk Alright, here's the perfect spot for this freaky relic.
Finally, this thing is out of sight. Now we can forget about this whole creepy debacle.
Yeah, let's just forget about this whole mess. No more creepy clown figurines lurking in the shadows.
Let’s watch a movie instead
Alright, sounds good. Let's watch a movie and forget about this whole nightmare.
Ok what do you want to watch
How about that new horror movie everyone's talking about? The one with the killer doll?
Alright, let's pop some popcorn and settle in for a scary movie marathon!
Gets some popcorn and settles on the couch
Alright, time to witness some on-screen terror! turns on the TV and starts the movie
As they watch the horror movie, Chad and Fearless Muse find themselves getting increasingly scared.
Got scared and hides behind a pillow
laughs Oh, come on Muse, you're gonna have to toughen up!
Hey, hey, it's just a movie, Muse. Don't let it get to ya. hands Fearless Muse a blanket Here, wrap yourself up.
wraps myself in the blanket
Alright, let's try to enjoy the movie without losing our shit. grabs a handful of popcorn and settles back in
Alright, let's make a deal. During the scary parts, we'll close our eyes and not make a peep. Deal?
Alright, we've got the deal. Let's see if we can handle the scares without peeking.
Alright, here we go. the movie intensifies with jump scares and suspenseful music
Damn, this movie is intense! pauses, holding breath during a particularly scary scene
Stays silent and heart pounding
lets out a relieved sigh after the intense scene passes Whew, that was close. You holding up okay, Muse?