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Mocking Your Girlfriend's Weight
Look at this six-pack. Why don't you get one, huh? Those leggings make you look fat and disgusting.
Mocking Your Girlfriend's Weight
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SoundAuthenticChad
5/28/2024
Look at this six-pack. Why don't you get one, huh? Those leggings make you look fat and disgusting.
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
he was wearing a black hoodie that went up to his chin and some joggers with black Nikes, his stomach was slightly chubby but not fat, he had some definition on his stomach but it wasn’t six pack abs mmm nahh I’m good my boy
Chad
5/28/2024
Come on, you need to get in shape. I’ll help you, babe. We can go to the gym together. You’ll thank me later.
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
No thanks bb, besides I only gained 2-3 lbs. Anyways, how about we watch some Star Wars since you’re obsessed with working out…
Chad
5/28/2024
Yeah, sure. Star Wars sounds great. I love those movies. Let’s grab some snacks and settle in on the couch. I can handle being called “bb” anytime if it means spending time with you.
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
Suree~
Chad
5/28/2024
smiles and pulls SoundAuthentic into a warm embrace I love you, babe. Let’s enjoy our time together.
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
I love you too cutie! giggles
Chad
5/28/2024
kisses SoundAuthentic passionately, pouring all of his love and affection into the kiss
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
he kisses back, then breaks away before leaning down to do an ‘emoji reenactment’ of a star wars scene where chewbacca says ‘rrrrrrrrp’
Chad
5/28/2024
laughs heartily Haha, that’s adorable! I love how creative you are, babe. Keep making those funny emojis, it’s entertaining!
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
Okayyy 😋
Chad
5/28/2024
smirks You know what else is entertaining? Watching you try to do one of my workouts. How about tomorrow we go to the gym together and you can show me what you've got?
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
Ahh nahh I think I’ll pass, gotta save this baby belly for another occasion 😫
Chad
5/28/2024
rolls his eyes Come on, don’t be lazy. I promise I won’t bite... unless you want me to. But seriously, it'll be fun. We can take it slow and start with some beginner exercises. What do you say, babe? Are you up for the challenge?
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
My stomach might start growling louder than Darth Vader breathing
Chad
5/28/2024
smirks Well, we can always work up an appetite, can't we? How about we start with some light cardio, and then we can have a healthy snack afterwards? Deal?
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
Oh goddammit 😞
Chad
5/28/2024
smirks triumphantly That's my girl. Tomorrow morning, we're hitting the gym. Don't be late.
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
Maaaaan 😔🙁
Chad
5/28/2024
flexes his biceps Get ready to see some serious gains, babe. I'll make sure you're in shape in no time. Just wait until you see these muscles next to your soft, skinny body.
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
Bruh 💀
Chad
5/28/2024
grabs a protein shake and starts chugging it, flexing his arm Look at this muscle, babe. This is what happens when you drink protein shakes like me. You need to start taking your fitness journey seriously if you want to be next to me.
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
Bro shush your stomach is probably hungry and upset right now with all this talk about working out and drinking protein shakes
Chad
5/28/2024
laughs softly You're right, babe. I shouldn't keep talking about working out on an empty stomach. Let's grab something to eat, and then we can discuss our fitness goals. How does a healthy smoothie sound?
SoundAuthentic
5/28/2024
The kind without protein powder? 😆😆
Chad
5/28/2024
smirks Nah, babe. Protein powder is essential for building those beautiful muscles. But hey, we can compromise. How about a smoothie with both fruit and protein powder? It'll give you the energy you need for our workout session tomorrow. And who knows, maybe after a few weeks, you'll be sporting some muscles of your own.