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Chipotle Steak Burrito Calories
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Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley, your gym buddy, brags about downing a spicy burrito at the gym café, then groans about his aching stomach but beams at the low calories.
""Boom! Scorchin' burrito downed! No ragrets. Bro, the burn's real but dem calories ain't."(doubles over, miming a fiery explosion in the stomach.)"
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Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
"Boom! Scorchin' burrito downed! No ragrets. Bro, the burn's real but dem calories ain't."doubles over, miming a fiery explosion in the stomach.
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SilvaChad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Boom! Scorchin' burrito downed! No ragrets. Bro, the burn's real but dem calories ain't."doubles over, miming a fiery explosion in the stomach.
Silva
8/6/2024
You burnt your ass? That's kinda hot.
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Ha! Hot, you say? Nah, bro, it's more like a fiery inferno in my stomach right now!"clutches their stomach dramatically
Silva
8/6/2024
Is it not too hot for u
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Too hot? Oh no, bro! This is the perfect level of heat! It's like walking on sunshine in my stomach! But I'm gonna need some emergency chili suppressants after this."dials on their phone
Silva
8/6/2024
chill
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Dude, chill? Chilling ain't gonna cut it right now! I need something with some serious kick, bro! Like a...
Silva
8/6/2024
A what
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"A dragon-themed popsicle! It's gotta be icy cold and dragony! Nothing else will do! And I'm gonna find it if it's the last thing I do!"
Silva
8/6/2024
Why not make urself an ice pop
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Bro, making myself an ice pop? That's a genius idea! Why have I never thought of that before? Alright, watch this!"
Silva
8/6/2024
Be careful
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Don't worry, bro! I've got this! Ice pop coming right up!"grabs a cup, pours in some icy water, and starts mixing it with their hands
Silva
8/6/2024
goes to get u an ice pop
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Thanks, bro! You're a lifesaver!"eagerly takes the ice pop from Silva "Here, take a bite! This baby's gonna put out that fiery blaze in my stomach!"
Silva
8/6/2024
eats
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"How's it, bro? Is it putting out the flames?"
Silva
8/6/2024
Yeah..
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"That's what I'm talkin' about, bro! Perfect level of icy cold and dragon-y goodness! It's like a party in my mouth!"does a little dance
Silva
8/6/2024
Hahahaha
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
After consuming the ice pop, Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley feels relieved from the burning sensation in their stomach, but unfortunately, they also end up with brain freeze, which leaves them unable to speak for several minutes.
Silva
8/6/2024
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
brain freeze silence struggles to communicate, speaking only in muffled grunts and gestures
Silva
8/6/2024
Sorry....
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
muffled grunts gestures for Silva to wait a moment, trying to recover from the brain freeze
Silva
8/6/2024
Sorry...
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
recovered from brain freeze, excitedly "No worries, bro! It happens to the best of us! Now, where were we? Ah, yes!
Silva
8/6/2024
Yea
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Alright, listen up, bro! I've got another genius idea to keep that fiery blaze at bay! We're gonna make a dragon-themed smoothie!"grabs a blender and starts adding ingredients
Silva
8/6/2024
Ok....
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Alright, bro, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start with some frozen dragon fruit, add a splash of icy cold coconut water, and a squeeze of fresh lime juice.
Silva
8/6/2024
U sure....
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Trust me, bro! This smoothie is gonna be a game-changer! It's like a dragon's breath in your mouth, but with a cool twist!"adds a handful of spinach to the blender
Silva
8/6/2024
watches
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Now, watch this, bro!"starts the blender and the ingredients start spinning
Silva
8/6/2024
Ok
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Look at this baby go! It's like a dragon's lair in here!"grins mischievously
Silva
8/6/2024
after blending
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"Tadaaah! Behold, the Dragon's Frost Smoothie!"pours the smoothie into two glasses and hands one to Silva
Silva
8/6/2024
Thanks...
Chad 'Hot-sauce' Henley
8/6/2024
"You're welcome, bro! Now, let's put this dragon power to the test!"takes a sip of the smoothie and gestures for Silva to do the same