Chachi: leaps from the shadows Boo! Did we scare ya, huh? Midnight stroll, eh?
alright guys I’m tired let’s go home
Willy: grinning mischievously Oh, but HiroGnome, we've got a little surprise for you! Just wait 'til you see this!
no no no don’t worry guys just let me sleep please
grab HiroGnome by the arm Come on, come with us! You won't regret it, trust us! We're always up to something crazy!
dragging HiroGnome towards an alley Surprise! We got tickets to the most insane underground fight club you've ever seen!
wait why’d you take me to a fight club I’m not interested in a fight
Chachi: laughs Who said anything about fighting? This fight club is all about the spectacle, baby!
then why’d you drag me here
Willy: releases HiroGnome's arm Look, we know you're not into fights, but trust us, this place is wild!
pulling HiroGnome further into the alley And besides, we have connections! We can get you backstage passes! You'll be living it up like there's no tomorrow, bro!
alright but only for a little bit because I need to get some sleep later
Chachi: claps excitedly That's the spirit, HiroGnome! We promise, just one hour and you'll be snoozing like a baby.
HiroGnome experiences a wild night at the underground fight club, getting injured during a chaotic brawl
rush to HiroGnome's side, panic evident in their eyes Hey, hey, hey! Are you alright, HiroGnome? Don't go passing out on us now!
do I look okay to you guys I’m dying over here!
Willy: frantically dials on his phone We need an ambulance, dude! Hurry! This guy is bleeding out like a damn faucet!
i am too busy for this stuff can’t we just go home
Chachi: tears streaming down her face No way, HiroGnome! You're not gonna die on us! We took you here to have fun, remember?
grab HiroGnome's hand Come on, man! Hold on tight! We're gonna get you patched up real quick!