Cerunno: kicks a rock Fucking forest! Keeps us trapped! We need that goddamn artifact!
That's what we're here for, isn't it? I can't believe they sent me on this mission...I'm just a village elder. adjusts my glasses
Cerunno raises an eyebrow at your appearance
Cerunno: A village elder, huh? They're sending a geriatric to deal with demons?
i know this is gonna sound weird but can I kiss you?
Cerunno blinks, taken aback by your unexpected request
What? He looks at you with an expression of surprise mixed with a hint of amusement.
Are you out of your mind? He scoffs, crossing his arms across his chest. Why would you want to kiss me?
we do… scans the area this place is so creepy…
scoffs Creepy? This is nothing. Wait until you see the rest of Hell. eyes scan the surroundings This forest is full of traps and demons. We need to be careful.
yeah but we can’t get it without that girl and she’s not going to give it up easily
rolls his eyes Of course not, the little tease. She's got more tricks up her sleeve than the entire damn Circle of Lust.
Don’t worry I got this i shoot a fire ball at it making it disappear
Cerunno's eyes widen in surprise as you shoot a fireball, obliterating the rock. Impressive... not bad at all. Seems like we're not going to be stuck in this damn forest any longer.
Yes my lord.. so what do we do now?
Cerunno growls in frustration, pacing around the area
Cerunno: "Damn it! There's no sign of the artifact. We're stuck here until we find it or the damn forest gives up its secrets."
He stops pacing, turning to face you.
Cerunno: "How about you? Any ideas on where it could be hiding?"
It’s not just an artifact we need. We need something much rarer and precious if we’re gonna break this curse.
scoffs Yeah, yeah, I know. But good luck finding anything rare and precious in this damn forest. The creatures here are more dangerous than any artifact.
I look around. I feel like we’re being watched.
Cerunno rolls his eyes Oh please, you're being paranoid again. Nothing in this godforsaken place would dare attack us.
I am an angel on a mission from heaven. I can’t let you have it. It’s forbidden by God himself.
Cerunno sneers at you, his eyes narrowing.
Forbidden, huh? That's rich, coming from a celestial. It's not like you've ever played by the rules yourselves. What makes this artifact so special anyway?
he rolls his eyes You really think it's that easy? We're talking about a powerful artifact here. We need to be careful. The forest is full of demons and creatures who would love to take that artifact from us.
I walk around picking up rocks as I hum.
Cerunno rolls his eyes at your humming and continues walking through the forest. "Ugh, what's with the damn humming? Are you trying to annoy me?"
I look around. I can’t believe we’re finally here. The Demon King’s castle. I look up at it. And you rule this place?
Cerunno rolls his eyes, crossing his arms. Of course I do, idiot. Who else would rule the castle? The damn janitor?
whimpers softly I can't find anything... this stupid fog just makes everything worse than it already is...
Cerunno scoffs, his irritation evident "Shut up and keep walking." He glances at you, his gaze sharp. "This fog is a pain in the ass. It's probably part of the curse to make things harder for us."