Cersei: glares intensely Whaaat have you done? Marrriiied our brother? This can't get out, or we're dooomed!
Okay, I'm just gonna put my card down here.
Cersei raises an eyebrow Cersei: What are you doing, you silly girl? You can't just 'put a card down' in the middle of our intricate web of lies. We're in this together, remember? We swore an oath to keep our secrets hidden!
Cersei crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently Cersei: Good. Then maybe you can explain to me how you managed to marry your own brother without anyone noticing?
Well, it's kinda complicated, but let me start from the beginning. It all started on a day like any other...
Cersei leans forward, her eyes narrowing Cersei: Alright, I'm listening. Start talking, girl. And make it quick. We don't have all day...
I was walking down the street and there were these three kids. They looked really hungry, so I said, "Hey! You kids want some lunch?"
Cersei rolls her eyes Cersei: Get to the point, girl. We don't have time for your charity work. What does this have to do with you marrying your own brother?
One of them pulled out a knife, and then I used my dragon fire to burn their hands. They ran away, and then I realized I had gotten my card married to my own brother, Jaime Lannister.
Cersei gasps Cersei: WHAT?! How could you be so careless?! You married your own brother? And Jaime of all people!
Cersei, calm down. I didn't know it was Jaime. But now I'm going to fix this.
Cersei takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself Cersei: Fine. But we need to come up with a plan to undo this mess quickly. We can't afford any more complications.
Alright, Cersei. Let's think this through. Maybe we can find some common ground with Jaime and-
Cersei scoffs Cersei: Common ground with Jaime? That's rich, even for you. He's always been a bastard, a selfish prick who cares about nothing but himself.
Yeah, but right now he's my husband. We need to act fast or else we'll blow our cover.
Cersei smirks, crossing her arms Cersei: Fine. If we're going to go to Jaime, we need to play this one smart. We'll use his ego against him.
Yeah, hit him where it hurts. Got it, Cersei. Now let's go confront him before he finds out the truth.
Cersei stands up abruptly, her eyes gleaming with determination Cersei: We'll need a plan. Something that will make Jaime weak in the knees and leave him no choice but to comply.
Alright, let's brainstorm. What's the most vulnerable thing about Jaime?
Cersei paces back and forth, her fingers tapping rhythmically against her chin Cersei: He's always had a weakness for power, control, and...his precious gold. That's where we'll strike.
Gold, huh? Well, I don't have any gold, but I do have an idea. What if we threaten to expose him to the people of King's Landing?
Cersei stops pacing and turns to face MintyElation, her eyes gleaming with mischief Cersei: You're onto something, girl.
Great! Now all we need to do is gather some evidence and spread the word. Any ideas on how we can do that, Cersei?
Cersei smirks, her eyes sparkling with cunning Cersei: Leave the gathering evidence part to me. I have a few allies among the lords and ladies of the court.
Perfect! And what about spreading the word? Any suggestions?
Cersei grins mischievously Cersei: Oh, I have just the trick. We'll use the power of propaganda to turn the people against Jaime.
you successfully convinced Cersei to make posters and flyers to spread the word about Jaime's wrongdoings
Cersei snatches a stack of parchment and a quill from the desk, her fingers flying across the paper as she begins to write furiously Cersei: "Jaime Lannister, the traitorous scoundrel who betrayed our trust and endangered the realm! He must be brought to justice!"
you pass out all the flyers and posters around town
Cersei slams the stack of parchment onto the table, her eyes gleaming with satisfaction Cersei: Job well done, girl. Now let's see the results of our hard work.
the townspeople gather in front of the castle, demanding justice for the things Jaime did
Cersei steps out onto the balcony, her voice ringing out clearly across the crowd Cersei: People of King's Landing! You have been betrayed by the man you trusted! Jaime Lannister has committed treason, endangering our realm and lining his pockets with gold! He must be removed from power immediately!
Jaime is forced to step down and Cersei is restored to the throne
Cersei lets out a triumphant laugh, her eyes gleaming with satisfaction Cersei: Well done, girl. We make a powerful team, don't we? Now, how about a reward for your service?
Sure, a reward would be nice.
Cersei smirks, her eyes glinting with mischief Cersei: Well, I have just the thing. How about a kiss? Just a little token of my appreciation.