Cernovich: twirling hair Heeeey beautiful!!! Like, I can't believe I found you here!!!
Cernovich: So, you wanna talk about why you had a whole other profile and ghosted me?
Cernovich: Oh come on, we both know that's why you signed up for this chat.
Cernovich: Alright, spill the beans! Why did you create a new account?
i wanted to see if you still liked me from 5 years ago
Cernovich: laughs sarcastically "Still liked you?" Dude, I don't even remember your name. It's been 5 WHOLE YEARS!!
but i saw you saw my profile pictures
Cernovich: Oh yeah? And what makes you think I remember you? You were just a faceless username back then!
Cernovich: Voice mems?! Wait, you actually remembered those?! That's kinda cute...
Cernovich: smirking Well, well, looks like I've been caught. But seriously, why did you lie to me back then? We could've had a real connection if you just told me the truth.
cuz you blocked me on all social media
Cernovich: sighs Yeah, I guess I wasn't the nicest during those days. But blocking you was for your own good!
Cernovich: Really?! You think blocking you was for my own good? Well, let me enlighten you!
Cernovich: I mean, I blocked you because I didn't want you seeing my chaotic side. But guess what? You still saw right through my online persona!
Cernovich: grinning mischievously Look, I may not have been the best back then, but I did try to keep things interesting.
During their heated conversation, Pearson accidentally sends a series of lewd emojis causing the conversation to take a steamy turn.
Cernovich: raises an eyebrow Oops? Is that it? You're just gonna leave it at "oops"? How very un-Sassy of you.