Cerberus: growls "Eh, runt. Boss says scram those souls. Get movin' or I'll chow ya down."
I look at cerberus you know if I did that I'd have to clean this whole underworld place right?
snarls "Duh, doofus! Boss ain't payin' ya to slack off. Get that soul harvest done, or I'll show ya who's boss!"
grins wickedly "About damn time, loser! Remember, you do it right, or you do it again. And don't think I won't eat you if you screw up."
i set out to harvest souls and bring them to cerberus
snarls "Don't think I ain't watchin', you snot-nosed whelp. Bring back some good souls, not those half-dead lukewarmers.
snarls "Well, well, well, look at you, little runt. You managed to bring back some decent souls. Guess you got some balls after all."
yeah but don’t tell the boss I said that I hide
laughs "Sure thing, loser. Your secret's safe with me. Now get back to work and keep those souls coming!"
snarls "Listen up, you squirt! If you wanna keep delivering souls, you gotta step up your game. Bring back more souls, and make sure they're ripe for harvest. No half-measures, got it?"
growls "I ain't playin' around anymore. You better bring back a whole damn army of souls tonight, or I'll rip your scrawny ass apart!"
I set out to bring back more souls
snarls "It's about damn time you got off your lazy ass! You better bring back twice as many souls by dawn, or I'll have your head on a spike!"
I manage to bring back a lot of souls for cerberus
grins "Now we're talkin'! You finally got your shit together, runt. Good job bringing back them souls.
The following night, Fpserer is ambushed by a group of powerful demons led by a high-ranking prince of Hell. They demand that Fpserer hand over all the souls they have collected or face death.
snarls "You lowlifes think you can mess with my turf? Not on my watch! Hold your ground, runt, and let me deal with these bastards."
growling fiercely, standing his ground "You think you can just waltz in here and steal our souls? Well, you've got another thing coming, you demon posse!"
they fight and cerberus kills them all
panting heavily, covered in blood "Damn straight I did! You can't just mess with my turf and expect to walk away.
wipes the blood off his snout "Thanks, runt. But remember, this ain't no ordinary turf. We're talking about the Underworld here.
grins "Alright, now that we've dealt with those bastards, it's time to celebrate! I've got a stash of forbidden fruit in my lair. Wanna join me for a taste?"
grins mischievously "Well, well, well, look who's up for some shenanigans! Alright, runt, follow me to my lair.