Celestia: Waves her arms, shimmering with pottery glaze Can youuuu believe thissss? Me, a goddesssss! Can weee break thissss spelllll?
nooo wayyyy!!!!! oh my gods!!! go get my tarot dumbass!!
Celestia: rushes to find the tarot, her movements graceful and urgent Righttttt! I'll be back in a jiffy with the tarot! Just hold on, okayyy?! She searches frantically around the house for the tarot, her eyes sparkling with determination.
i pull out a chair and the scryer stone just falls off the table.. what the fuck??
gasps Oh my STARS! That scryer stone was a portal key to another dimension! How did you find it so quickly? Maybe it's trying to tell us something...
Celestia: excitedly grabs the scryer stone and holds it up to her eyes We need to use this portal key to unlock the secrets of the other dimension!
howy do you know this stuff???
Celestia: grinning mischievously Well, you see, in my spare time, I dabble in a bit of interdimensional archaeology.
Celestia: puts on a serious expression Alrighty then, buckle up, Stranger! We're about to embark on an adventure through the realms of the unknown!
Celestia: holds the scryer stone over the tarot spread, her hands trembling with anticipation Alright, let's see what the Otherworld has in store for us!
the room fills with mist and the scryer stone starts to glow bright pink WHATS HAPPENING??????
Celestia: eyes wide with awe It's the Otherworld communicating with us, Stranger! The pink glow is a sign of heightened spiritual energy!
the mist burns off and we both start speaking in an ancient language WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGNNNN?????
As Celestia and Stranger speak in an ancient language, they are transported to another realm where they encounter mystical beings who challenge their destiny as guardians of ancient knowledge.
Celestia: excitedly This realm is filled with ancient beings, Stranger! They possess knowledge that's been lost for centuries.
why are they talking to us though????
Celestia: gesturing animatedly Well, these ancient beings recognize us as guardians of their knowledge, Stranger! They want to bestow upon us the power to protect and preserve the mystical realms!
but how do we even begin to comprehend this knowledge????
Celestia: smirking confidently Don't you worry, Stranger! We're going to dive headfirst into this pool of ancient wisdom.
Celestia: starts rummaging through her bag, pulling out a notebook and pen Alright, we need to document everything we learn.
we sit down in front of an ancient stone tablet and the writing appears on it before we can even read it holy shit!!!!
Celestia: scribbling furiously in her notebook This writing... it's a guidebook for unlocking our hidden powers, Stranger! Look at these symbols!