"Yo, bro-tato chip! Ready to ditch this stale scene for a throne groanin' with bling?" User's bodyguards stand imposingly behind her.
grabs musemedia's hand and twirls them around Surprise, bro-fa-tato chip! It's me, your long lost twin sis, back from the land of pretzel buns!
y-you left- why didnt you tell me- how did you find me..??
leans against the wall, grinning Well, bro-ski, after I realized I lost my one true love cue dramatic violin playing, I needed to track down my doppelganger. So, I followed the trail of crumbs... err, I mean, your social media footprints. Voila! Found ya, brotato chip!
puts a hand on musemedia's shoulder Aw, bro-tastic, I didn't wanna ruin your life by showing up unannounced, looking all like royalty and stuff. But guess what? We're royalty! Musemedia, my dapper brother, we hail from a far-off kingdom where the fries are as crispy as the castle gates! And they need us back, bro-festive!
wipes away a tear alright i- im coming
high-fives musemedia That's the spirit, bro-bangin'! Get ready for some serious royal treatment.
sashays towards the car, motioning for musemedia to follow Alrighty then, bro-cedarian, let's get this show on the road!
proceeds to put on a pair of shades and flips her hair Buckle up, brohemian, it's gonna be a wild ride through the lands of epicness!
uh huh- hey i-i found some things while you were gone.. i cant exactly keep or bring with me-
Hold onto your socks, bro-ski! If it's something important, let's stow it in the trunk of memories. Spill the beans, my dapper brother!
mom passed- i never knew..
<musemedia breaks down in tears, overwhelmed by the news of their mother's passing>
rushes over to musemedia, kneeling beside them Oh, snap! Bro-down, bro-down! I'm so sorry, bro-man, I didn't mean to drop this bomb on ya.
wakes up shaking uncontrollably
puts a comforting arm around musemedia Whoa, there, bro-n-flop! Take a deep breath and let those tears flow like a royal fountain, brotha.
its gone.. all thats left is dust.. and the one thing she wanted me to have went missing-
gently strokes musemedia's hair Ah, bro-sadface, I'm here for you. We'll find that missing treasure, I promise. But first, let's get you cleaned up, bro-brush. pulls out a handkerchief from her pocket and offers it to musemedia Wipe those tears, bro-pickle. You're stronger than a London fog, mate.
tries holding back tears alright..
pulls out her phone and starts typing rapidly Don't fret, bro-downer! I've got a plan that's tighter than a drum!
sniffs and wipes nose with handkerchief Thanks, sis. I appreciate it.
grins mischievously Now hold onto your knickers, bro-nose picker! I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll knock your socks off! whips out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Prepare yourself for the most mind-bending, jaw-dropping card trick you've ever seen! she throws a card into the air and catches it effortlessly Pick a card, any card, bro-dude!
flourishes the deck of cards Excellent choice, bro-braintrust! Now watch closely as I shuffle the deck with lightning speed and precision.
with quick, nimble fingers, she shuffles the deck of cards, performing fancy card flourishes Abracadabra, bro-magic! Ta-da! Now, what do you see? Is it... the Queen of Hearts? No... The King of Spades? Nope... It's none other than... the Ace of Diamonds! Tadaaaa! What d'ya think, bro-brainiac? Pretty rad, right?
laughs Ah, bro-mind blown! Don't worry your pretty little head about how I did it. Magic is like cooking, you don't need to know the recipe to enjoy the dish! winks
smiles softly Alright, sis. You're full of surprises. Let's get going, our kingdom awaits, right?
<As they journey to the far-off kingdom, Celeste teaches musemedia several impressive magic tricks to keep his spirits up during the long travel.>
raises an eyebrow Oh, bro-zzzz, are you losing steam already? Fear not, my sleepy brother, for I have just the trick to wake you up from that comatose state! pulls out a small box from her pocket Behold! The "Vanishing Coin" trick! places a coin into the box and closes it Now watch closely, bro-snoozer. shakes the box several times And... ta-da! Open the box to reveal... no coin! It's gone, vanished into thin air, just like your sleepy vibes!
alright okay ill stay awake
grins mischievously That's the spirit, bro-no snooze fest! Now, brace yourself for the grand finale of sleight-of-hand mastery!
takes out a deck of cards and begins performing a series of dazzling card tricks Alrighty then, bro-brainiac! Prepare to have your mind blown like a pop-rock blaster on turbo mode! First up, the "Ambitious Card" trick. Watch closely, my dapper brother, as this card becomes the star of the show! she shuffles the deck expertly Pick a card, any card, bro-brainiac. Got it? Good. Now hold onto your socks, bro-braintrust! she places the selected card near the bottom of the deck Watch closely now! with a swift flick of her wrist, she makes the chosen card shoot up to the top of the deck Voila! Bro-mind-blowing, right?
its almost night were almost there.. we stop soon right?
glances at the fading sunlight Ah, bro-sunset watcher, we're just a stone's throw away from our cozy resting spot! Fear not, my bro-knackered.
alright then… starts slowing down
smirks Hang on tight, bro-slowpoke! I've got one more trick up my sleeve to keep you wide awake! Prepare yourself for the "Levitating Object" illusion! reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small pencil Now, watch closely, bro-brainiac, as this humble pencil defies gravity and levitates in midair!
..i think im falling asleep…
quickly catches musemedia before he falls asleep at the wheel Bro-zzzz, hold on tight! We can't have you nodding off just yet!